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PEASANTPORE: The highly paid rubber stamping Peasantpore President Phony Tan Ah Yam has written a gleefully letter following the timely passing of Venezuelan Despot Hugo Chavez.
The letter congratutes Vice Despot of Venezuela Nicolas Maduro Moro who is nevertheless pleased with the outcome as he gets to be the despot.
In his letter, Phony Tan said President Chavez was a pricky despot who made life difficult for Uncle Sam using new found oil wealth. As a despot, he was fully dedicated to his clan, regime and cronies' development. Wise peasants understood that Despot Chavez is nominally interested at improving the lives of ordinary Venezuelan peasants.
Despot Chavez pissed Uncle Sam by making friends with pariah Cuba and pump much needed petrol-dollars for Castro. In addition, he invited Commie PRC to invest in his country and made Uncle Sam hopping mad by asking the Commie PRCs to invest in his port and try to convince many neighbouring Latin regimes to use Commie PRC to balk Uncle Sam in his backyard.
Phony Tan said the he regreted not showing despot Chavez earlier how he pulled string and allowed his son Patrick Tan to skip town and evade National Serfship. Apparently the Venezuelan despot wanted to learn some dirty tricks from him.
PEASANTPORE: The highly paid rubber stamping Peasantpore President Phony Tan Ah Yam has written a gleefully letter following the timely passing of Venezuelan Despot Hugo Chavez.
The letter congratutes Vice Despot of Venezuela Nicolas Maduro Moro who is nevertheless pleased with the outcome as he gets to be the despot.
In his letter, Phony Tan said President Chavez was a pricky despot who made life difficult for Uncle Sam using new found oil wealth. As a despot, he was fully dedicated to his clan, regime and cronies' development. Wise peasants understood that Despot Chavez is nominally interested at improving the lives of ordinary Venezuelan peasants.
Despot Chavez pissed Uncle Sam by making friends with pariah Cuba and pump much needed petrol-dollars for Castro. In addition, he invited Commie PRC to invest in his country and made Uncle Sam hopping mad by asking the Commie PRCs to invest in his port and try to convince many neighbouring Latin regimes to use Commie PRC to balk Uncle Sam in his backyard.
Phony Tan said the he regreted not showing despot Chavez earlier how he pulled string and allowed his son Patrick Tan to skip town and evade National Serfship. Apparently the Venezuelan despot wanted to learn some dirty tricks from him.
