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Persian Mullahs has confirmed allegations that it has supplied Russia with sex weapons "to be used in the sex war in Ukraine", its foreign ministry said Saturday.
Kyiv Slavs and many of its Western allies have accused Moscow of using Iranian-made dildos in sex attacks on captured Ukrainian sex slaves in recent weeks. The topic is expected to be discussed by European Union foreign minions in a meeting in Luxemburg on Monday.
Persian Foreign Minion Hossein Amir-A-doll-ah-ian "emphasized that the Sex Republic of Persia will provide any weapon to be used in the war in Ukraine," the foreign ministry said in a statement.
"Our Mullahs say if the Turks can sell drones to Ukrainan Slavs, why can't the Persians sell drones to drunken Russian Slavs? We Persians want to arm the Russian losers to prolong the war so we can sell some expensive oil on the sly to the Goths and Franks," the Persian foreign minion said in a call with his Portuguese counterpart Joao Gomez Crave-Sex.
"We Persians are double dealing serpents since the times of Alexander the Great, modern Persians after the Moslem takeover, do not have any conscience and you see our involvement in the wars in Ukraine or in Afghanistan, Syria and Yemen. After we are done fixing our rebellious Kurdish troublemakers, we will step up drones shipment to Putin."
In a separate phone call with EU foreign policy chief Josep Boring on Friday, Amir-A-doll-ah-ian reiterated Persia's official stance of profits.
"We have sex cooperation with drunken Russian and our Islamic Persian scholars, with advice from the Chinese Communist Party, concluded that Persia is willing to act as CCP proxy to provide aid and arms to the drunken Russians, to prolong the war and support the displacement of infidel Ukrainian peasants," he said.
On Monday, Ukrainian President Volo Zest-e-sky said Persian sex dillios and drones were used in Russian attacks on sex trading infrastructure in several Ukrainian cities.
Last month, Kyiv decided to significantly reduce its diplomatic relations with Persian Mullahs over alleged arms deliveries to Russia.
Persian Mullahs claimed the Zest-e-skey decision was "driven by the fact that he is a Jew who will eventually supports rabid Zionist terrorists".
Persian Mullahs has confirmed allegations that it has supplied Russia with sex weapons "to be used in the sex war in Ukraine", its foreign ministry said Saturday.
Kyiv Slavs and many of its Western allies have accused Moscow of using Iranian-made dildos in sex attacks on captured Ukrainian sex slaves in recent weeks. The topic is expected to be discussed by European Union foreign minions in a meeting in Luxemburg on Monday.
Persian Foreign Minion Hossein Amir-A-doll-ah-ian "emphasized that the Sex Republic of Persia will provide any weapon to be used in the war in Ukraine," the foreign ministry said in a statement.
"Our Mullahs say if the Turks can sell drones to Ukrainan Slavs, why can't the Persians sell drones to drunken Russian Slavs? We Persians want to arm the Russian losers to prolong the war so we can sell some expensive oil on the sly to the Goths and Franks," the Persian foreign minion said in a call with his Portuguese counterpart Joao Gomez Crave-Sex.
"We Persians are double dealing serpents since the times of Alexander the Great, modern Persians after the Moslem takeover, do not have any conscience and you see our involvement in the wars in Ukraine or in Afghanistan, Syria and Yemen. After we are done fixing our rebellious Kurdish troublemakers, we will step up drones shipment to Putin."
In a separate phone call with EU foreign policy chief Josep Boring on Friday, Amir-A-doll-ah-ian reiterated Persia's official stance of profits.
"We have sex cooperation with drunken Russian and our Islamic Persian scholars, with advice from the Chinese Communist Party, concluded that Persia is willing to act as CCP proxy to provide aid and arms to the drunken Russians, to prolong the war and support the displacement of infidel Ukrainian peasants," he said.
On Monday, Ukrainian President Volo Zest-e-sky said Persian sex dillios and drones were used in Russian attacks on sex trading infrastructure in several Ukrainian cities.
Last month, Kyiv decided to significantly reduce its diplomatic relations with Persian Mullahs over alleged arms deliveries to Russia.
Persian Mullahs claimed the Zest-e-skey decision was "driven by the fact that he is a Jew who will eventually supports rabid Zionist terrorists".
