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Peasantpore: The amateur armies of Peasantpore and former penal colony Aussieland are conducting Exercise Mati-lah, a bilateral armour exercise in racist city of Darwin, Aussieland, former Brit penal colony stolen from the aborgines..
Exercise Mati-lah 2012, which is being held from September 15 to October 5 at the Mount Bundey Training Area, comprises wayang operational training as well as joint R&R to check out the aussie chicks in the nearby town.
About 100 personnel from the 48th Battalion, Peasantpore Armoured Regiment (48 PAR) and their second hand Leopard 2SG Main Battle Tanks are involved in a bilateral manoeuvre exercise with their dole seeking Aussie Defence Force (ADF) counterparts from the 1st Armoured Regiment.
"We kenna chased out of Taiwan lah because we cannot kawan-kawan with Taiwan and Commie PRC at the same time lor. Our foreign minion not as clever as before lah. So Indoland also offer their training ground but you all know we either fight whoever invade Northern Matland or Southern Indoland, so we cannot train there lor. But luckily our Overlord Uncle Sam ask Aussies to let us train in Aussieland! So bagus now we are here, but of course no such thing as free lunch lah, so we always pay $$ for the the training and consume goods and services in Aussie towns to let those convict descendents make some money and claim less dole loh. Everyone know all these exercises are for show, wayang lah....just to tell Indoland and Commie PRC dun any how pray pray because we Peasantpore and Aussies can hold some ground before Uncle Sam activate her Seventh Fleet and show everyone who has big balls in South China Sea. Want to be APAC hegemon, talk to the Uncle Sam Seventh Fleet first ok. But stories aside, hee hee but I must say, farking Aussie gals really bagus lor, really good and just a bit of odour from their beef/lamb eating diet.," sneered Lackey Major Lim Ah Yong, Paper Commanding Officer of 48 PAR.
Peasantpore's Ministry of Defence (MINDEF) said on Wednesday that the wayang military exercise is a testament to the close and long-standing defence relations between both pro-Uncle Sam vassal states, Peasantpore and Aussieland.
Both paper armies interact extensively through procedural bilateral and multilateral training exercises, visits, professional exchanges and military courses. Both countries' personel enjoyed the alcohol fueled mass orgies in Aussieland. Aussieland saw limited military action against the Nihons during WWII and the European Theatre of War in Normandy. It has some experience in the silly trench warfare during WWI. Whereas the SAF is a paper tiger organisation whose primary role is to stage a coup of the Peasantpore's Familee lose political power during a freak Procedural Erection. The SAF only saw limited action during the nutty Indoland Confrontation with a waterfall skirmish it rather forget.
Peasantpore: The amateur armies of Peasantpore and former penal colony Aussieland are conducting Exercise Mati-lah, a bilateral armour exercise in racist city of Darwin, Aussieland, former Brit penal colony stolen from the aborgines..
Exercise Mati-lah 2012, which is being held from September 15 to October 5 at the Mount Bundey Training Area, comprises wayang operational training as well as joint R&R to check out the aussie chicks in the nearby town.
About 100 personnel from the 48th Battalion, Peasantpore Armoured Regiment (48 PAR) and their second hand Leopard 2SG Main Battle Tanks are involved in a bilateral manoeuvre exercise with their dole seeking Aussie Defence Force (ADF) counterparts from the 1st Armoured Regiment.
"We kenna chased out of Taiwan lah because we cannot kawan-kawan with Taiwan and Commie PRC at the same time lor. Our foreign minion not as clever as before lah. So Indoland also offer their training ground but you all know we either fight whoever invade Northern Matland or Southern Indoland, so we cannot train there lor. But luckily our Overlord Uncle Sam ask Aussies to let us train in Aussieland! So bagus now we are here, but of course no such thing as free lunch lah, so we always pay $$ for the the training and consume goods and services in Aussie towns to let those convict descendents make some money and claim less dole loh. Everyone know all these exercises are for show, wayang lah....just to tell Indoland and Commie PRC dun any how pray pray because we Peasantpore and Aussies can hold some ground before Uncle Sam activate her Seventh Fleet and show everyone who has big balls in South China Sea. Want to be APAC hegemon, talk to the Uncle Sam Seventh Fleet first ok. But stories aside, hee hee but I must say, farking Aussie gals really bagus lor, really good and just a bit of odour from their beef/lamb eating diet.," sneered Lackey Major Lim Ah Yong, Paper Commanding Officer of 48 PAR.
Peasantpore's Ministry of Defence (MINDEF) said on Wednesday that the wayang military exercise is a testament to the close and long-standing defence relations between both pro-Uncle Sam vassal states, Peasantpore and Aussieland.
Both paper armies interact extensively through procedural bilateral and multilateral training exercises, visits, professional exchanges and military courses. Both countries' personel enjoyed the alcohol fueled mass orgies in Aussieland. Aussieland saw limited military action against the Nihons during WWII and the European Theatre of War in Normandy. It has some experience in the silly trench warfare during WWI. Whereas the SAF is a paper tiger organisation whose primary role is to stage a coup of the Peasantpore's Familee lose political power during a freak Procedural Erection. The SAF only saw limited action during the nutty Indoland Confrontation with a waterfall skirmish it rather forget.
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