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Peasantpore gets a new Archbishop to replace big mouth Chia

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Transmodified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1245181/1/.html

PEASANTPORE: Pliant and predictable Rector of St Francis Xavier Major Seminary William Ah Goh will be the next Archbishop in charge of Catholics in Peasantpore.

The 55-year-old's appointment was announced in a bulletin of the Holy See Press Office, dated December 29 after the regime told Vatican City and the Nazi Pope that Old Nicholas Chia is getting senile by challenging Ruler Loong in Peasantpore.

On 19th Sept, as head of the Catholic Church, Nicholas Chia confirmed last night that he had written to an activist group, Function 8, backing its call to abolish the Infernal Security Act. However after a tea session with ISD goons, he is forced to withdraw the letter later fearing it could affect Peasantpore’s 'social harmony'. This proves Nicholas Chia blinked and had to bow the political Satans ruling Peasantpore....in effect selling out his conscience and acknowledging that Infernal Security Act can be used against political dissenters. Therefore clever peasants should ask if Chia's deity is all powerful, why he made to do a U-turn and drop support to repeal the blasted Infernal Security Act?

The announcement was shared with church-goers at mass on Sunday as a warning to Catholics that at least in Peasantpore, Ruler Loong is all powerful, in contrast to the Catholic's Jewish deity.

The Mouthpiece Channel NewsAsia understands from pliant Asiatic church-goers that a predictable and pliant rector will take over from April next year.

Archbishop Nicholas Chia is the current Catholic Archbishop of Peasantpore who will have plenty of time to mull why his Jewish deit did not help him despite his pious beliefs. He has to kowtow to despotic Ruler Loong despite his correct stance that the Infernal Security Act is routinely abused to make life difficult for cunning political troublemakers. Apparently he did not learn from the bapok hating Anglicans whose silly putsch in AWARE was easily quashed by Ruler Loong's minions.
 

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The 55-year-old's appointment was announced in a bulletin of the Holy See Press Office, dated December 29 after the regime told Vatican City and the Nazi Pope that Old Nicholas Chia is getting senile by challenging Ruler Loong in Peasantpore.

I have expected that to happen in the future. I just didn't expect it to happen so soon....next year.

The announcement was shared with church-goers at mass on Sunday as a warning to Catholics that at least in Peasantpore, Ruler Loong is all powerful, in contrast to the Catholic's Jewish deity.

Even a five-year old knows that the Unholy Trinity of LEEgime is more powerful of the Holy Trinity of the Christian faith.

Can the Holy Trinity of the Christian faith give us our daily bread? NO, NO and NO.

Only the Unholy Trinity of LEEgime can control how much CPF savings we can withdraw, how much can we save in order to buy a roof over our heads.......

**Unholy Trinity comprises LKY (the Father), Pinky (the Son) and Holy Goh.
 
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