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PEASANTPORE: The regime was forced to put in place several measures in the next two months to make the junction at peasant heartland Sengkang East Way and Sengkang East Drive safer for peasants, a puzzling move since Ruler Loong loathes to spend peanuts for peasants' safety.
Caretaker Peasants' Representative (MP) for Punggol East Minion Teo Arse Luck explained he forced the inept LTA and Traffic Poodles to act after realising Labour could use this example to cite that the regime only has contempt for peasant motorists and pedestrians.
However Arse Luck Teo never explained why Lecher Palmer, while busy fucking Laura Ong has done nothing despite peasants complaining that silly designs at the road junctions caused many horrific traffic accidents.
The LTA and Traffic Poodles citing Yankee National Rifle Association logic, claimed junctions do not kill, only reckless drivers kill. Both fat cat organisations say there is no need to spend money to see what can be done to improve road safety at the stupid junction because at the end of the day, 'peasants die, their problem'.
However with Lecher Palmer forced off, the lazy fat cats have no choice but to bend under political pressure from the regime to step up enforcement of the speed checks. In addition, the LTA finally spend some peanuts to allo peasant pedestrian crossing will have a timer warn stupid peasants.
A red light camera will be installed at the junction, but this will take some time to complete because the various fat cat contractors are holidaying in PRC whore houses.
Arse Luck Teo said over the past few months, accidents in the area have been declining after a big series of moanings thanks to yet another traffic accident and Lecher Palmer's fucking resignation.
"KNNCCB, you know, we know, We always wait for things to happen before we do anything. You think Ruler Loong is very generous to give us peanuts to build improvements even if peasants' lives are at stake is it? Ruler Loong always ask us how to lumpar fund it ok. If we know that this is a potential accident-prone area, then fucking wake up ideas, drive slowly and lumpar stop jaywalking ok? Thanks to that Lecher Palmer, we only doing this just for the By-Erections only hor...so do not fucking think we are always going to do when peasants kenna problem ok," said Arse Luck Teo.
"I am tulan because those Arty Farty Netizens oredi say I only concerned when got By-Erections and we simply do nothing if Lecher Palmer is not umasked. Everyday in every road always got near-accidents and near-accidents are not reported, so if I follow lumpar netizens, then might as well build red light cameras for all junctions huh? Peasant may have brought it up quite often but does not mean we lumpar must need to address it whether got peasants die or not ok."
Arse Luck Teo, who is also a Peasants' Representative for Pasir Ris-Punggol Group Representation Constituency and Minion of State for Mercantile Policies, was also asked on other developments in Punggol East, amid the interest shown by several political pariahs to contest if or when a by-election is called.
He said the decision by several opposition parties to stake their interest will only benefit Ruler Loong using the 'Divide and Conquer' strategy. At the end of the day, he said it is all about lying to the peasants, promising them goodies before the Erections and doing nothing after the Erections, citing Heartless Khaw's Means Testing as a good example.
Arse Luck Teo said: "KNNCCB, I am already doing extra work for the Punggol East peasants liao just because Ruler Loong say so hor. So be grateful and I already ask the idiots in LTA and Traffic Poodles to do something about the stupid junctions liao. I never get to fuck Laura Ong and yet now must pick up Palmer's shit. Fucking bad luck ok."
Arse Luck Teo said since he started looking after the ward, he has been receiving several irate emails from Punggol East peasants concerning municipal issues, neighbourhood and cleanliness matters, as well as the success rate of flat applications while Palmer is busy fucking Laura Ong doggie style.
Arse Luck Teo will conduct formal meet-the-peasants sessions in Punggol East from January 8, paving for the possibility that By-Erections be cancelled and that he has to pick up the hot sausage vacated by Lecher Palmer.
PEASANTPORE: The regime was forced to put in place several measures in the next two months to make the junction at peasant heartland Sengkang East Way and Sengkang East Drive safer for peasants, a puzzling move since Ruler Loong loathes to spend peanuts for peasants' safety.
Caretaker Peasants' Representative (MP) for Punggol East Minion Teo Arse Luck explained he forced the inept LTA and Traffic Poodles to act after realising Labour could use this example to cite that the regime only has contempt for peasant motorists and pedestrians.
However Arse Luck Teo never explained why Lecher Palmer, while busy fucking Laura Ong has done nothing despite peasants complaining that silly designs at the road junctions caused many horrific traffic accidents.
The LTA and Traffic Poodles citing Yankee National Rifle Association logic, claimed junctions do not kill, only reckless drivers kill. Both fat cat organisations say there is no need to spend money to see what can be done to improve road safety at the stupid junction because at the end of the day, 'peasants die, their problem'.
However with Lecher Palmer forced off, the lazy fat cats have no choice but to bend under political pressure from the regime to step up enforcement of the speed checks. In addition, the LTA finally spend some peanuts to allo peasant pedestrian crossing will have a timer warn stupid peasants.
A red light camera will be installed at the junction, but this will take some time to complete because the various fat cat contractors are holidaying in PRC whore houses.
Arse Luck Teo said over the past few months, accidents in the area have been declining after a big series of moanings thanks to yet another traffic accident and Lecher Palmer's fucking resignation.
"KNNCCB, you know, we know, We always wait for things to happen before we do anything. You think Ruler Loong is very generous to give us peanuts to build improvements even if peasants' lives are at stake is it? Ruler Loong always ask us how to lumpar fund it ok. If we know that this is a potential accident-prone area, then fucking wake up ideas, drive slowly and lumpar stop jaywalking ok? Thanks to that Lecher Palmer, we only doing this just for the By-Erections only hor...so do not fucking think we are always going to do when peasants kenna problem ok," said Arse Luck Teo.
"I am tulan because those Arty Farty Netizens oredi say I only concerned when got By-Erections and we simply do nothing if Lecher Palmer is not umasked. Everyday in every road always got near-accidents and near-accidents are not reported, so if I follow lumpar netizens, then might as well build red light cameras for all junctions huh? Peasant may have brought it up quite often but does not mean we lumpar must need to address it whether got peasants die or not ok."
Arse Luck Teo, who is also a Peasants' Representative for Pasir Ris-Punggol Group Representation Constituency and Minion of State for Mercantile Policies, was also asked on other developments in Punggol East, amid the interest shown by several political pariahs to contest if or when a by-election is called.
He said the decision by several opposition parties to stake their interest will only benefit Ruler Loong using the 'Divide and Conquer' strategy. At the end of the day, he said it is all about lying to the peasants, promising them goodies before the Erections and doing nothing after the Erections, citing Heartless Khaw's Means Testing as a good example.
Arse Luck Teo said: "KNNCCB, I am already doing extra work for the Punggol East peasants liao just because Ruler Loong say so hor. So be grateful and I already ask the idiots in LTA and Traffic Poodles to do something about the stupid junctions liao. I never get to fuck Laura Ong and yet now must pick up Palmer's shit. Fucking bad luck ok."
Arse Luck Teo said since he started looking after the ward, he has been receiving several irate emails from Punggol East peasants concerning municipal issues, neighbourhood and cleanliness matters, as well as the success rate of flat applications while Palmer is busy fucking Laura Ong doggie style.
Arse Luck Teo will conduct formal meet-the-peasants sessions in Punggol East from January 8, paving for the possibility that By-Erections be cancelled and that he has to pick up the hot sausage vacated by Lecher Palmer.
