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1. How many presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One who actually knows how to do it, another to get feedback, the third to check and complain about the light and the fourth to give a high-five when done.
2. Why did Tan Cheng Bock cross the road?
He didn't have to. People crossed over because he was seen as a unifying figure.
3. Why did Tony Tan cross the road?
Because he was advised by the cabinet to do so.
4. Why did Tan Jee Say cross the road?
He was constrained by the constitution from doing so but thought he would try anyway. (He got run over.)
5. Why did Tan Kin Lian cross the road?
Because the people on this side of the road wouldn't give him a high-five.
6. Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
President.
President who?
I also want to know.
(This joke is only funny if you stayed up until 5am to hear the results on election night.)
Four. One who actually knows how to do it, another to get feedback, the third to check and complain about the light and the fourth to give a high-five when done.
2. Why did Tan Cheng Bock cross the road?
He didn't have to. People crossed over because he was seen as a unifying figure.
3. Why did Tony Tan cross the road?
Because he was advised by the cabinet to do so.
4. Why did Tan Jee Say cross the road?
He was constrained by the constitution from doing so but thought he would try anyway. (He got run over.)
5. Why did Tan Kin Lian cross the road?
Because the people on this side of the road wouldn't give him a high-five.
6. Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
President.
President who?
I also want to know.
(This joke is only funny if you stayed up until 5am to hear the results on election night.)
