PAP must be damn afraid of Sylvia Lim

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Singapore's own Bieber & Gomez

S M Ong
The New Paper
Tuesday, Aug 06, 2013

SINGAPORE - And you thought Joanne Peh dating Qi Yiwu was weird.

Last Sunday, I wrote about how on social media, every day is like April Fool's Day.

I woke up that morning to see on my Facebook timeline what I thought was another out-of-season April Fool's joke.

The headline was "Look who has stolen Sylvia Lim's heart". My first reaction was I hoped she made a police report.

So who was this thief who had made away with a vital organ of the Workers' Party (WP) chairman?

Below the headline was a small photo of Ms Lim with an old lady. Oh, how sweet. That must be Ms Lim's mother.

I clicked on the link and read that Ms Lim is now dating former football hero Quah Kim Song. Wait, that's no old lady. That's Quah Kim Song!

I couldn't be more surprised if Nicole Seah were dating Samad Allapitchay.

But it wasn't an April Fool's joke.

According to The Sunday Times, Ms Lim and Quah became close after he sang at a WP fund-raising concert in January.

Wow, another shocker. Quah can sing?

I searched "Quah Kim Song can sing?" in You- Tube and found a video called "Asian Mosaics - Singapore: Unplugged Quah Kim Song", where he performs a pitch-adequate though somewhat lyrics-deficient cover of Harry Belafonte's Jamaica Farewell. As the song goes, the nights were indeed quite gay.

But for the WP concert, he reportedly sang Simon and Garfunkel's El Condor Pasa and "ended up twirling Ms Lim across the stage".

The choice of El Condor Pasa was pretty savvy as the song contains the line "I'd rather be a hammer than a nail" and the WP logo is a hammer.

I believe it was this clever musical reference that swept Ms Lim off her feet and not this "twirling across the stage" stuff.

Have you ever been twirled across the stage? Gives me a headache.

Sure, Quah could've sung Peter, Paul And Mary's If I Had A Hammer, but that would've been too obvious.

Or U Can't Touch This by - that's right - MC Hammer, but harem pants would make Quah look even more like an old woman.

But music is not the only thing that Ms Lim said she and Quah enjoyed when asked what they had in common. The others are food, drinks and sports.

By that criteria, Ms Lim could be dating the entire sports desk of The New Paper.

Unfortunately for me, I don't drink and I'm not that into sports. Oh yah, my wife just reminded me that I'm also married.

But you know what surprises me most about Ms Lim and Quah being together?

It's not that he's 61, since advances in pharmacology allow men to, uh, score well into extra time.

It's not that she's 13 years younger than him and was probably worrying about her PSLE when Quah headed in the winning goal for Singapore against Penang in the historic 1977 Malaysia Cup final.

And it's not because one is in a field where it's all about beating the other team, and the other used to be a footballer.

No, what I find most surprising is that despite all that, fate has managed to bring together these two very famous but very different Singaporeans to show us that love knows no politics or age gap.

Step aside, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. We have a new celebrity couple to gossip about.

Last week, the National Family Council unveiled the Family Pledge, a new initiative "to encourage Singaporeans to take a collective stand on their commitment to family".

Inspired by Ms Lim and Quah, I decided to write my own Love Pledge just in time for National Day: "We, the couples of Singapore, pledge to love each other, regardless of date of birth, political party or rumoured third party, to build a lasting relationship based on food, drinks, music and sports, so as to achieve happiness, property co-ownership and progress for our nation."

I would be very disappointed if there is a wedding and Mr Low Thia Khiang doesn't give the bride away. And that's not a joke.
 
That was a tongue-in-cheek mockery of Sylvia Lim. So, the PAP is now using gutter politics.

Sylvia Lim is giving the PAP sleepless nights!
 
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S M Ong
The New Paper
Tuesday, Aug 06, 2013


It's not that she's 13 years younger than him and was probably worrying about her PSLE when Quah headed in the winning goal for Singapore against Penang in the historic 1977 Malaysia Cup final.

Errrrr, Mr Ong, how many years difference in age between MP Tin Pei Ling and her husband who used to be PPS of the PM and is the second permanent secretary at MTI huh?

And while you are investigating this, can you also ask the first permanent secretary how her husband is doing these days? LOL.
 
Is this SM Ong the fucktard with the Mohawk hairstyle?
Only a notch below vomit singh in the turnoff stakes.
 
S M Ong
The New Paper
Tuesday, Aug 06, 2013

Unfortunately for me, I don't drink and I'm not that into sports. Oh yah, my wife just reminded me that I'm also married.

Wow, his wife had to remind him that he is also married. :rolleyes:

Don't drink, not into sports and married. What a boring life. And that's not a joke. :D
 
PIMP! Pap Instructed Media and Press!

Singapore's own Bieber & Gomez

S M Ong
The New Paper
Tuesday, Aug 06, 2013

SINGAPORE - And you thought Joanne Peh dating Qi Yiwu was weird.
I would be very disappointed if there is a wedding and Mr Low Thia Khiang doesn't give the bride away. And that's not a joke.
 
tongue in cheek, hmm....rather be a hammer than a nail....Hammer = Hantam and then nail her against the wall, not ceiling or fan as dif to scrape off coz that's only for fecal matter....our Ah Quah knows how to get sibei Song :D
 
PAP is more afraid of its own scandals than SL or any of the opposition members.
 
It's odd to compare Bieber and Gomez with Sylvia and Quah.

BTW, did Goh Meng Seng say Bieber and Gomez didn't exercise prudence?
 
Yes and i must say his humor sucks. It felt like reading a post on SBF when i read his article.

For someone who is so contemptuous of this forum, you visit here daily and multiple times a day. What gives?
 
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