PAP MP for Marine Parade GRC blames inter-dimensional beings for difficult constituency problems

[halsey02]

no need so tr0ublesome
put a picture of dead creature and a knuckle duster in the house will do.

Just paste the 'dead creature' living daughter picture on the front door, any windows facing out, betting than pasting at talisman; plus pasting the picture of the 'dead creature' plus the knuckle duster on an altar in the house...Guarantee, "ghost free'...even the ghost buster or John Tan, won't even dare approach within 5km.

 

[Cottonmouth]

Just paste the 'dead creature' living daughter picture on the front door, any windows facing out, betting than pasting at talisman; plus pasting the picture of the 'dead creature' plus the knuckle duster on an altar in the house...Guarantee, "ghost free'...even the ghost buster or John Tan, won't even dare approach within 5km.

Before the fallout, John Tan had to knee down to suck her toes too. I'm sure he can approach the picture and lick it.

 

[Semaj2357]

Just paste the 'dead creature' living daughter picture on the front door, any windows facing out, betting than pasting at talisman; plus pasting the picture of the 'dead creature' plus the knuckle duster on an altar in the house...Guarantee, "ghost free'...even the ghost buster or John Tan, won't even dare approach within 5km.

not too sure about this - put some food offerings and tarpow john will appear with his trusty styrofoam boxes

 

[hofmann]

That's why he's out of the running for PM. Phew! Close one for the country....

 

[halsey02]

not too sure about this - put some food offerings and tarpow john will appear with his trusty styrofoam boxes

Wah!, like that? hungrier than those that only cometh out for a month on the 7th month of the lunar calendar. Can't really blame him, the food offered, are of premium grade like abalone porridge, Premium Shark Fin Soup, Buddha Jump over the wall, "pak cham" Free Range Chicken; no wonder, he tabao!

 

[zhihau]

I am wondering why is he visiting the flat in the first place. What do the people who are employed to do this sort of things actually do?

Bro,
It's called connecting with the ground

 

[MyMother]

Tan Chuan Jin should have referred them to some religious bodies for the job.

 

[steffychun]

I know Bill Murray. Want me to give him a call?

Let's slime him!