Perfect example of TPX stories this time on dragon lee himself pinky!
Seems like not only does he know LWL went with her brother for his check up not to flame him but that info might have been written in say LKY's memoirs but to claim that the instructors felt she was much better than he was now that is a real stretch. Would the nigger even know who his instructors were and what their opinions were on pinky and his sister? Take note she only followed him to the check up unlikely she went with him for NS. Also would they even write it out assuming they thought that way.
Although I agree this latest story from the writer sounds bullshitty, to be fair to him, I will have to examine it against the Sammyboy's TPX checklist to confirm its veracity. The checklist will also help ensure that it has met the exacting standards and all the essential criteria that make up the gold standard for TPX stories. This is important as it will help to make all these bullshit stories sound credible to unknowing visitors.
I will examine the story against the
"Sammyboy's Short Checklist for Short TPX Stories".
Originally Posted by
scroobal
When the siblings were growing up, those outside the family, those in Govt and their minders felt that LWL was very similar to her father. They also thought she would make a better leader than her brother.
She used to put her hands up for everything and she persuaded her parents to allow her to follow her elder brother for pre NS physical conditioning. The instructors felt that she was much better than he was.
Note that when she began writing her articles, it was similar in style to the old man and it was felt that she was filling his shoes as he was getting very fragile. Now that he is gone, I suspect that she is lost. There was also this sense that she was very protective of her father and took on those who he trusted but she felt was making use of her father. The incident with Philip Yeo comes to mind.
Sammyboy's Short Checklist for Short TPX Stories
1. Story sounds bullshitty - Checked!
2. Acting important with "at scene insight"" knowledge - Checked!!!
3. Availability of facts that are widely known mixed with TPX fiction based on educated guesses - Checked!
4. Availability of "superfluous, useless and concrete" details - Checked!
5. Availability of name drops - Checked!
6. Use of clones to comment, discuss and to bump up story to first page for maximum views - Checked!
As the story has met all the criteria for a TPX short story, I hereby declare that the story is a TP...... Hang on! I forgot to subject the story to my final check. This important check will override any findings from the short (or long) checklist. So, here goes...
The Sammyboy's Balls Check
I am feeling my balls right now as I re-read the story. I am trying very hard not to think of Claire's ferachio skills as I do so. It's difficult but I know I need to be responsible and focus...
I can feel my balls gradually lightening up.... (I want to promise Eat that this has nothing to do with Claire.)
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh.....my balls feel all light and fluffy now. My nut sacs have also loosened up very nicely.
I can now confirm that this is an authentic TPX story, written to the exacting standards required of one.
It is indeed my privilege and honour to give the writer and the story the much sought after Sammyboy's stamp of approval.
