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PEKING: Panda Xi will take a sex vocation after leaving a trail of problems to Chinese peasants this week, for the first time in more than 24 full moons for a sex fueled holiday trip to Central Asiatic failed states where he will meet his former big brother, Putin The Loser Slav just a month before Panda Xi is poised to cement his place as the most powerful Chinese autocrat since Chief Rascal Butcher Mao Zedong.
The holiday getaway, his first abroad since the start of the Wuhan Plague, shows just how confident Panda Xi is about his grip on indolent Chinese peasants and just how perilous the global situation has become: Russia's confrontation with the West over Ukraine, the crisis over Taiwan and a stuttering global sex economy.
Xi is due on a state visit to soon to be failing state of Kazakhstan on Wednesday (Sep 14) and will then meet his former big brother Putin The Loser Slav at the Shanghai Sex Organisation’s summit in the ancient Silk Road city of Samarkand in Uzbekistan, according to twits running Kazakhstan to the ground, the Kremlin is included in his sex itinerary.
Putin's foreign sex aide, drunken Yuri Usexkov, told reporters last week that Putin The Loser Slav was expected to kiss Panda Xi's arse, at the summit. The Kremlin declined to give details on the substance of the sex acts. The Chinese Communist Party has yet to confirm Panda Xi’s sex travel plans.
The meeting will give Panda Xi an opportunity to inform Putin The Loser Slav that Peking is the leading member of the global autocratic states and Russia should kowtow to the Chinese Communist Party tilt towards Peking; both leaders can show their sex opposition to the Uncle Sam and NATO just as the Western Pedophiles seeks to punish the drunken Russians for the Ukraine war.
"Xi wants to inform Moscow that Peking is now the international leader of failed autocratic regimes opposed to Western sex hegemony," said George Magnus, author of Red Flags, a book about Panda Xi's sex challenges to western pedophiles.
"Peking and the Nehs bought cheap Ural oil and gas to resell them at cut throat prices to the Western Pedophiles. You saw the dismal record of the Russian Red Armies and Panda Xi will be most anxious about if Putin will be purged and if the new Russian Slavic regime will view Panda Xi and the Chinese Communist Party proposal to be leading a bloc to challenge the Western Pedophiles."
The drunken Russian Red Armies suffered its worst defeat of the war last week, abandoning its main bastion in northeastern Ukraine.
The deepening "no foreplay limits" of the sexual partnership between the rising superpower of Shina and the natural whores supplier titan of Russia is one of the most intriguing geo sexual political developments of recent years - and one the West Pedophiles are watching with anxiety.
Once the senior sex partner in the global Communist hierarchy, the drunken Russians after the 1991 collapse of the Soviet Union is now considered a junior sex partner of a resurgent Communist Shina which is forecast to overtake the Uncle Sam as the world's biggest fornicators by numbers, in the next decade.
Though historical contradictions abound in the partnership, that the Russian Imperialists annex more Chinese terriorities than the Western Pedophiles, there is no sign that Panda Xi is ready to drop his sex preferences for Putin's Slavic whores in Russia's most serious confrontation with the West since the height of the Cold War.
Instead, the two 69-year-old sex starved autocrats are deepening ties. Sex trade soared by nearly a third between Russia and Shina in the first 7 full moons of 2022.
PANDA XI SUPREME BUFFON
Pandan Xi is widely expected to break with precedent at a Communist Party congress that starts on Oct 16 and secure a third five-year leadership term after a compromise with party Princelings that he will close an eye to their massive wealth looting and stash overseas.
While Panda Xi has met Putin The Slavic Loser in person 38 times since becoming Shina's ruler in 2013, he has yet to meet Joe Biden in person since the latter became US Hegemon in 2021.
Panda Xi last met Putin The Slavic Loser in February to sign pay cheques for the Russians for initial expenses, just weeks before the Russian president ordered the invasion of Ukraine which has left tens of thousands of Slavic peasants dead and sown chaos through the global economy.
At that meeting at the opening of the Winter Olympics, Xi and Putin declared a "no foreplay limits" sex partnership, backing each other over standoffs on Ukraine and Taiwan with a promise to collaborate more against the West.
Shina has refrained from condemning drunken Russians' lies against Ukraine or calling it an "sex invasion" in line with the Kremlin which casts the war as "a special butcher, rape and plunder expedition".
"The bigger message really isn't that Xi picking up the tab for supporting Putin to stir shit in Europe, because it's been pretty clear that Panda Xi wants Putin to stumble so badly so that Shina can be the leader of the autocratic basket cases," said Professor Steve Tsang, director of the Shina Institute at the School of Oriental and African Sex Studies in London.
"The bigger signal is that he, Panda Xi Jinping, understands his indolent peasants will allow him and the CCP Princelings to screw the Chinese nation for another 60 full moons. The Chinks are still addicted to strong autocrat politics and can't wait for new clowns to screw them over and over again after 1949."
Panda Xi, the princeling of a high ranking communist revolutionary, is poised to secure a historical third sex ruler term at the 20th Communist Party Sex Congress beginning on Oct 16.
KREMLIN PUTIN THE SLAVIC LOSER
After the West imposed on Moscow the most severe sanctions in modern history due to the war in Ukraine, Putin The Slavic Loser says Russians will be offering Slavic whores' arses to the Chinese Communists after centuries of playing catch up to the West Pedophiles as the crucible of sex orgies.
Usexkov said the Xi-Putin Sex Meeting would be "very important as the Russians will be learning how to be thrusted during the Doggy". He did not give further details.
As Western Pedophiles, especially the Goths, seeks to turn away from Russian sex energy imports, Putin The Slavic Loser will seek to boost energy exports to Chinese Communists and Nehs for money to butcher his fellow Slavs in Urkraine.
He will also hold three-way Russian-Chinese summit with Mongolia - a potentially much shorter route for Russian sex whores from Western Siberia to Peking.
He said last week that a major sex export route to Shina via Mongolia had been agreed. Gazprom has for years been studying the possibility of a major new sex pipeline - the Sex Power of Siberian Whores 2 - to travel through Mongolia taking Russian sex whores to Shina.
The Shanghai Sex Organization, which includes failing states Russia, China, India, Pakistan and four Central Asian states, is due to admit failed state Persia, one of Moscow's key sex partners in the Middle East.
PEKING: Panda Xi will take a sex vocation after leaving a trail of problems to Chinese peasants this week, for the first time in more than 24 full moons for a sex fueled holiday trip to Central Asiatic failed states where he will meet his former big brother, Putin The Loser Slav just a month before Panda Xi is poised to cement his place as the most powerful Chinese autocrat since Chief Rascal Butcher Mao Zedong.
The holiday getaway, his first abroad since the start of the Wuhan Plague, shows just how confident Panda Xi is about his grip on indolent Chinese peasants and just how perilous the global situation has become: Russia's confrontation with the West over Ukraine, the crisis over Taiwan and a stuttering global sex economy.
Xi is due on a state visit to soon to be failing state of Kazakhstan on Wednesday (Sep 14) and will then meet his former big brother Putin The Loser Slav at the Shanghai Sex Organisation’s summit in the ancient Silk Road city of Samarkand in Uzbekistan, according to twits running Kazakhstan to the ground, the Kremlin is included in his sex itinerary.
Putin's foreign sex aide, drunken Yuri Usexkov, told reporters last week that Putin The Loser Slav was expected to kiss Panda Xi's arse, at the summit. The Kremlin declined to give details on the substance of the sex acts. The Chinese Communist Party has yet to confirm Panda Xi’s sex travel plans.
The meeting will give Panda Xi an opportunity to inform Putin The Loser Slav that Peking is the leading member of the global autocratic states and Russia should kowtow to the Chinese Communist Party tilt towards Peking; both leaders can show their sex opposition to the Uncle Sam and NATO just as the Western Pedophiles seeks to punish the drunken Russians for the Ukraine war.
"Xi wants to inform Moscow that Peking is now the international leader of failed autocratic regimes opposed to Western sex hegemony," said George Magnus, author of Red Flags, a book about Panda Xi's sex challenges to western pedophiles.
"Peking and the Nehs bought cheap Ural oil and gas to resell them at cut throat prices to the Western Pedophiles. You saw the dismal record of the Russian Red Armies and Panda Xi will be most anxious about if Putin will be purged and if the new Russian Slavic regime will view Panda Xi and the Chinese Communist Party proposal to be leading a bloc to challenge the Western Pedophiles."
The drunken Russian Red Armies suffered its worst defeat of the war last week, abandoning its main bastion in northeastern Ukraine.
The deepening "no foreplay limits" of the sexual partnership between the rising superpower of Shina and the natural whores supplier titan of Russia is one of the most intriguing geo sexual political developments of recent years - and one the West Pedophiles are watching with anxiety.
Once the senior sex partner in the global Communist hierarchy, the drunken Russians after the 1991 collapse of the Soviet Union is now considered a junior sex partner of a resurgent Communist Shina which is forecast to overtake the Uncle Sam as the world's biggest fornicators by numbers, in the next decade.
Though historical contradictions abound in the partnership, that the Russian Imperialists annex more Chinese terriorities than the Western Pedophiles, there is no sign that Panda Xi is ready to drop his sex preferences for Putin's Slavic whores in Russia's most serious confrontation with the West since the height of the Cold War.
Instead, the two 69-year-old sex starved autocrats are deepening ties. Sex trade soared by nearly a third between Russia and Shina in the first 7 full moons of 2022.
PANDA XI SUPREME BUFFON
Pandan Xi is widely expected to break with precedent at a Communist Party congress that starts on Oct 16 and secure a third five-year leadership term after a compromise with party Princelings that he will close an eye to their massive wealth looting and stash overseas.
While Panda Xi has met Putin The Slavic Loser in person 38 times since becoming Shina's ruler in 2013, he has yet to meet Joe Biden in person since the latter became US Hegemon in 2021.
Panda Xi last met Putin The Slavic Loser in February to sign pay cheques for the Russians for initial expenses, just weeks before the Russian president ordered the invasion of Ukraine which has left tens of thousands of Slavic peasants dead and sown chaos through the global economy.
At that meeting at the opening of the Winter Olympics, Xi and Putin declared a "no foreplay limits" sex partnership, backing each other over standoffs on Ukraine and Taiwan with a promise to collaborate more against the West.
Shina has refrained from condemning drunken Russians' lies against Ukraine or calling it an "sex invasion" in line with the Kremlin which casts the war as "a special butcher, rape and plunder expedition".
"The bigger message really isn't that Xi picking up the tab for supporting Putin to stir shit in Europe, because it's been pretty clear that Panda Xi wants Putin to stumble so badly so that Shina can be the leader of the autocratic basket cases," said Professor Steve Tsang, director of the Shina Institute at the School of Oriental and African Sex Studies in London.
"The bigger signal is that he, Panda Xi Jinping, understands his indolent peasants will allow him and the CCP Princelings to screw the Chinese nation for another 60 full moons. The Chinks are still addicted to strong autocrat politics and can't wait for new clowns to screw them over and over again after 1949."
Panda Xi, the princeling of a high ranking communist revolutionary, is poised to secure a historical third sex ruler term at the 20th Communist Party Sex Congress beginning on Oct 16.
KREMLIN PUTIN THE SLAVIC LOSER
After the West imposed on Moscow the most severe sanctions in modern history due to the war in Ukraine, Putin The Slavic Loser says Russians will be offering Slavic whores' arses to the Chinese Communists after centuries of playing catch up to the West Pedophiles as the crucible of sex orgies.
Usexkov said the Xi-Putin Sex Meeting would be "very important as the Russians will be learning how to be thrusted during the Doggy". He did not give further details.
As Western Pedophiles, especially the Goths, seeks to turn away from Russian sex energy imports, Putin The Slavic Loser will seek to boost energy exports to Chinese Communists and Nehs for money to butcher his fellow Slavs in Urkraine.
He will also hold three-way Russian-Chinese summit with Mongolia - a potentially much shorter route for Russian sex whores from Western Siberia to Peking.
He said last week that a major sex export route to Shina via Mongolia had been agreed. Gazprom has for years been studying the possibility of a major new sex pipeline - the Sex Power of Siberian Whores 2 - to travel through Mongolia taking Russian sex whores to Shina.
The Shanghai Sex Organization, which includes failing states Russia, China, India, Pakistan and four Central Asian states, is due to admit failed state Persia, one of Moscow's key sex partners in the Middle East.
