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PEASANTPORE: Acting Minion for Peasantpower Overtime Tan CJ said the regime's focus is to be seem looking after the interest of all working peasants but will craft subtle loopholes to favour foreign merchants and serfs.
He outlined two wayang for his ministry to tackle in the short term so fool peasants for a face-saving result during the 2016 Procedural Erections.
Overtime Tan CJ conceded ex-Regent Woody really screw up during his reign as local peasants are still regarded as cheap labour by Ang Mohs and Nihons. Hence there is this crap call to improve local peasant stock.
Overtime Tan CJ however choose the wrong way to do so, using outdated Soviet era models of unproductive training. The idiot has no guts to ask MOE drop the mugging and data cramming model that produce only exam smart only drones. There is no call to remove propoganda filth from textbooks that glorify the regime and Old Autocrat's eugenics doctrines.
Taking advice from foreign Ang Moh consultants, Overtime Tan CJ wants to revamp the regime's work pass framework but still create enough loopholes to ensure that foreign merchants have access to cheap foreign serfs.
Overtime Tan CJ claimed out that changes have been made to the foreign serf levy and the dependency ration ceilings but declines to make public the various loopholes that he will introduce on the sly.
Lumpar netizens have lambasted the regime saying Ang Moh and Nihon cuntries require their merchants to prove they cannot find comparable highly skilled locals before hiring cheap foreigners. However in Peasantpore, a merchant only needs to let show a payslip proving cheap foreign serfs implies fat cat profits and handsome corporate taxes.
Overtime Tan CJ was responding to a question filed by Peasant Representative for Ang Mo Kio GRC 's 64 Directorships Yeo Ah Kwang who asked what the regime was doing to ensure that the arseholes like him will still be appointed as directors and not face competition from cheap foreign directors.
Overtime Tan CJ told him off by asking him to resign at least 32 of his directorships and spend less time playing hide and seek with KTV hostesses.
He added the regime had also started programmes like the so that local peasants can be trained to be road sweepers, construction labourers or food court dish washers.
"Fucking hell, all the peasants are using the ballot boxes to force a show hand...no choice for Old Autocrat is dying and Ruler Loong is facing leadership challenges after two defeats in Hougang and Punggol East By-Erections. So we pretend to be humble and indulge in retail politicking to buy some time. All we need now is for the Eurozone to collapse, start a mini recession in Asiatic Pacific and Ruler Loong will declare martial law, purge Labour Party and postpone all Erections!," he sneered.
PEASANTPORE: Acting Minion for Peasantpower Overtime Tan CJ said the regime's focus is to be seem looking after the interest of all working peasants but will craft subtle loopholes to favour foreign merchants and serfs.
He outlined two wayang for his ministry to tackle in the short term so fool peasants for a face-saving result during the 2016 Procedural Erections.
Overtime Tan CJ conceded ex-Regent Woody really screw up during his reign as local peasants are still regarded as cheap labour by Ang Mohs and Nihons. Hence there is this crap call to improve local peasant stock.
Overtime Tan CJ however choose the wrong way to do so, using outdated Soviet era models of unproductive training. The idiot has no guts to ask MOE drop the mugging and data cramming model that produce only exam smart only drones. There is no call to remove propoganda filth from textbooks that glorify the regime and Old Autocrat's eugenics doctrines.
Taking advice from foreign Ang Moh consultants, Overtime Tan CJ wants to revamp the regime's work pass framework but still create enough loopholes to ensure that foreign merchants have access to cheap foreign serfs.
Overtime Tan CJ claimed out that changes have been made to the foreign serf levy and the dependency ration ceilings but declines to make public the various loopholes that he will introduce on the sly.
Lumpar netizens have lambasted the regime saying Ang Moh and Nihon cuntries require their merchants to prove they cannot find comparable highly skilled locals before hiring cheap foreigners. However in Peasantpore, a merchant only needs to let show a payslip proving cheap foreign serfs implies fat cat profits and handsome corporate taxes.
Overtime Tan CJ was responding to a question filed by Peasant Representative for Ang Mo Kio GRC 's 64 Directorships Yeo Ah Kwang who asked what the regime was doing to ensure that the arseholes like him will still be appointed as directors and not face competition from cheap foreign directors.
Overtime Tan CJ told him off by asking him to resign at least 32 of his directorships and spend less time playing hide and seek with KTV hostesses.
He added the regime had also started programmes like the so that local peasants can be trained to be road sweepers, construction labourers or food court dish washers.
"Fucking hell, all the peasants are using the ballot boxes to force a show hand...no choice for Old Autocrat is dying and Ruler Loong is facing leadership challenges after two defeats in Hougang and Punggol East By-Erections. So we pretend to be humble and indulge in retail politicking to buy some time. All we need now is for the Eurozone to collapse, start a mini recession in Asiatic Pacific and Ruler Loong will declare martial law, purge Labour Party and postpone all Erections!," he sneered.
