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PEASANTPORE: All the foreign construction serfs involved in a stipend dispute at a Yishun worksite on Tuesday have been paid their outstanding stipends and told to 'balek kampung'.
The 28 vocal Nehs who stopped work on 18 December returned to work on Wednesday after theypaid late Tuesday night and on Wednesday morning with beer.
Four Commie PRC serfs also had their cases 'resolved' and be deported back to Commie PRC on Thursday. They met their former merchant boss at the Peasantpower Ministry's Sex Centre at Bendemeer Road on Wednesday afternoon. They earlier claimed that MOM 'bochap' their complaints with the ministry on their late salaries in November. MOM never recovered from the charges that they were sleeping on the job and refused to deny their wrongdoing, hence proving that their lackeys were in fact doing nothing except visiting nearby Chinatown whores.
When Yahoo News wire reported their dilly-dally tricks, a vivid Overtime Tan ordered his cronies to resolve the problem in an hour during the final settlement talks.
Merchant Sime Chong Construction paid their outstanding stipends in full, after claiming they lost the money in a staged accident. The stipends amounting to about 14,000 peanuts, a sum that Overtime Time Tan CJ makes within half a ful moon. They were also deported with their flights back to Nanjing, Commie PRC confirmed on Thursday. All four vocal serfs workers are from troublesome Anhui province.
Commie Peasant Wu Liangzhong said: "After we cry father and cry mother, Overtime Tan CJ's lackeys finally do some work. They think can bully us foreign serfs but we not stupid like the local peasants."
When asked if he would still want to work in Peasantpore, he said: "During settlement talks, we were told to praise MOM and Peasantpore, so I must say, 'Yes very much'. KNNCCB, you think, we do not know after we kenna deported, we will never cum back again huh?"
Mouthpiece CNA understands some housing issue involving other foreign serfs were also swept under the rug. The Yishun Fab Four are now staying at the Migrant Workers' Sex Centre's dormitory.
The Centre's sex executive director Ed-mun Ng said: "Good outcome we've achieved. We are the first to tell them while they waiting to slug it out with MOM and local merchant, they can work as ducks in our dorms to service horny tai-tais to earn their keep."
Some arty farty Non-Govermental Organisations said offending merchants should be penalised lightly even after disputes are resolved.
Transient Sex Serfs Count Too's vice president Doc Abdul Ramen said: "First use Big Balls Theorem, if the offending merchant has regim chums, better to close one eye lor, else hammer 'jia-lat jia-lat'."
Procedural investigations against Sime Chong Construction are ongoing to verify their background before determining the next course of actions.
PEASANTPORE: All the foreign construction serfs involved in a stipend dispute at a Yishun worksite on Tuesday have been paid their outstanding stipends and told to 'balek kampung'.
The 28 vocal Nehs who stopped work on 18 December returned to work on Wednesday after theypaid late Tuesday night and on Wednesday morning with beer.
Four Commie PRC serfs also had their cases 'resolved' and be deported back to Commie PRC on Thursday. They met their former merchant boss at the Peasantpower Ministry's Sex Centre at Bendemeer Road on Wednesday afternoon. They earlier claimed that MOM 'bochap' their complaints with the ministry on their late salaries in November. MOM never recovered from the charges that they were sleeping on the job and refused to deny their wrongdoing, hence proving that their lackeys were in fact doing nothing except visiting nearby Chinatown whores.
When Yahoo News wire reported their dilly-dally tricks, a vivid Overtime Tan ordered his cronies to resolve the problem in an hour during the final settlement talks.
Merchant Sime Chong Construction paid their outstanding stipends in full, after claiming they lost the money in a staged accident. The stipends amounting to about 14,000 peanuts, a sum that Overtime Time Tan CJ makes within half a ful moon. They were also deported with their flights back to Nanjing, Commie PRC confirmed on Thursday. All four vocal serfs workers are from troublesome Anhui province.
Commie Peasant Wu Liangzhong said: "After we cry father and cry mother, Overtime Tan CJ's lackeys finally do some work. They think can bully us foreign serfs but we not stupid like the local peasants."
When asked if he would still want to work in Peasantpore, he said: "During settlement talks, we were told to praise MOM and Peasantpore, so I must say, 'Yes very much'. KNNCCB, you think, we do not know after we kenna deported, we will never cum back again huh?"
Mouthpiece CNA understands some housing issue involving other foreign serfs were also swept under the rug. The Yishun Fab Four are now staying at the Migrant Workers' Sex Centre's dormitory.
The Centre's sex executive director Ed-mun Ng said: "Good outcome we've achieved. We are the first to tell them while they waiting to slug it out with MOM and local merchant, they can work as ducks in our dorms to service horny tai-tais to earn their keep."
Some arty farty Non-Govermental Organisations said offending merchants should be penalised lightly even after disputes are resolved.
Transient Sex Serfs Count Too's vice president Doc Abdul Ramen said: "First use Big Balls Theorem, if the offending merchant has regim chums, better to close one eye lor, else hammer 'jia-lat jia-lat'."
Procedural investigations against Sime Chong Construction are ongoing to verify their background before determining the next course of actions.
