Our Singapore Political Dictionary

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We were reminded that Singapore is the most unique place on earth when it was explained to us why Singapore’s ministers need to have the world’s most unique pay structure. It is necessary, then, to have a unique dictionary. Contributions are welcomed.
Affordable: any purchase that require servicing period below 30 years


Aljunied: to be defeated unexpectedly by an underdog
e.g. Liverpool was Aljunied 1-3 by relegation-dangered Bolton.


Assimilation: the process of making someone (esp a new immigrant) likable to the PAP
Change: an empty promise made as a means to maintain the status quo


Char Tow Kuay: 1. a local delicacy for citizens(see Citizens) at $1.50 in coffeeshops or at $10(served with XO sauce) for PAP members in Peach Garden(see Peach Garden).
2. a PAP justification that price comes with nothing but quality according to Minister Chan Chun Sing, also means anything that is cheap is definitely inferior

- http://temasekrevealed.blogspot.com/2012/01/mollys-pocket-political-dictionary-work.html

 

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Why never add this:

Peanut: A unit of measure equivalent to a paltry annual salary of $600,000.