Aiyah, just mass export them (the girls not the guys or the veggies) to Singapore. We will make sure they don't ever need to buy cucumber again. Unlike their own kind.
Maybe the cucumber shows up the inadequacies of the Al Qaeda so much so the women folks there have a better time with a cucumber then their dick...thats why they issue a fatwa to ban women from buying cucumbers..
I don't see them throwing away their AK47s coz back "then", peps were using spears. Would be good to be able to see them practicing something they preach