Serious one in 50 years now happening on our MRT train

At time like usually have blonde strip naked and bring out her VO5 shampoo to wash down before swinging her locks like a dog frisking it's fur
 
You should be thankful the rain god is sending an abundance of rain on our island. Don't complain when PAP starts rationing your water.
 
有水, 有水,Why come clean, you got wet, you are already cleaned, the PAP is blessing the commuters with holy water...be thankful.
 
They will probably build the Cross Island MRT Line under MacRitchie nature reserve. It will be underground to protect the nature reserve.. With SMRTs poor track I wouldn't be surprised if something goes wrong & trains break down in the tunnels. Just imagine getting stuck underground.

http://www.straitstimes.com/singapo...-for-mrt-line-under-macritchie-nature-reserve
Call for 'zero impact' for Cross Island MRT Line under MacRitchie nature reserve
 
Passengers are advised to carry with them
oxygen tank in case the train become a submarine
 
SMRT should start having such announcement in future: Wet weather today, commuters are advised to wear raincoat when boarding the train.
 
SMRT should start having such announcement in future: Wet weather today, commuters are advised to wear raincoat when boarding the train.

The new announcement will be " mind the rain, mind the rain"...
 
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