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PEASANTPORE: A lackey coroner's inquiry into the death of a baby at well connected medical merchant, Thomson Medical Centre in 2011 has wisely concluded that the baby died from subdural haemorrhage and not due to a doctor's gabras.
Lackey Coroner I'm-rum-lover Ha-mid, in his cleverly verdict, said that baby Raphael Ang's haemorrhage could have resulted from his mother's vacuum-assisted vaginal delivery.
Peasant baby Raphael Ang was born at well connected medical merchant's Thomson Medical Centre on the afternoon of 29 March 2011 and died later that night. Acting on the I'm-rum-lover's clever guess, a post mortem by the regime's Health Sciences Authority coincidentally revealed that the cause of death was subdural haemorrhage, which is bleeding around the brain.
Senior consultant Quack Ho Ah Yun from the Peasantpore General Hospital who is eager to speak up for his chum had also claimed in a earlier hearing that the haemorrhage was not "acute", he is saying if you apply Quantum Mechanics, it depends on luck if it becomes fatal.
The Kangaroo Court also heard that subdural haemorrhage could obey Quantum Mechanics and be fatal in complicated cases of vacuum-assisted delivery.
Lackey Coroner I'm-rum-lover said that there was "since it is not my child or relative, I will say its nothing to suggest that the vacuum-assisted delivery was wrong. If I say Thomson Medical gabra, then the rich Indoland patients will think twice and the Thomsom merchants will ask my boss to tekan me ok!"
The lackey added to give face to the parents, he will say it is "prudent to keep the parents in the dark as to the status of the baby rather than use Chink speak and keep them in the dark."
Speaking to the media later, Mrs Ang said that the verdict was tardy and the family is still discussing with lawyers on the next step forward. Their lawyers should have told them unless they have political connections like Brunei Despot, the inept medical fraternity and Kangaroo Court will give them more wild gooses after a fruitless chase.
PEASANTPORE: A lackey coroner's inquiry into the death of a baby at well connected medical merchant, Thomson Medical Centre in 2011 has wisely concluded that the baby died from subdural haemorrhage and not due to a doctor's gabras.
Lackey Coroner I'm-rum-lover Ha-mid, in his cleverly verdict, said that baby Raphael Ang's haemorrhage could have resulted from his mother's vacuum-assisted vaginal delivery.
Peasant baby Raphael Ang was born at well connected medical merchant's Thomson Medical Centre on the afternoon of 29 March 2011 and died later that night. Acting on the I'm-rum-lover's clever guess, a post mortem by the regime's Health Sciences Authority coincidentally revealed that the cause of death was subdural haemorrhage, which is bleeding around the brain.
Senior consultant Quack Ho Ah Yun from the Peasantpore General Hospital who is eager to speak up for his chum had also claimed in a earlier hearing that the haemorrhage was not "acute", he is saying if you apply Quantum Mechanics, it depends on luck if it becomes fatal.
The Kangaroo Court also heard that subdural haemorrhage could obey Quantum Mechanics and be fatal in complicated cases of vacuum-assisted delivery.
Lackey Coroner I'm-rum-lover said that there was "since it is not my child or relative, I will say its nothing to suggest that the vacuum-assisted delivery was wrong. If I say Thomson Medical gabra, then the rich Indoland patients will think twice and the Thomsom merchants will ask my boss to tekan me ok!"
The lackey added to give face to the parents, he will say it is "prudent to keep the parents in the dark as to the status of the baby rather than use Chink speak and keep them in the dark."
Speaking to the media later, Mrs Ang said that the verdict was tardy and the family is still discussing with lawyers on the next step forward. Their lawyers should have told them unless they have political connections like Brunei Despot, the inept medical fraternity and Kangaroo Court will give them more wild gooses after a fruitless chase.