One char kuay tiao hawker went to see MP over his financial problem

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hawker: MP MP, me no much money left, PUB not enough pay
MP: pardon me!!
hawker: No money, No pay
MP: ??
hawker: No money, No pay
MP: OK OK I will write a letter for you

MP to PUB
"Please attend to this hawker,
he agrees to pay up once he has money"

REMEMBER WE HAVE TO COMMAND ENGLISH WELL OR IT WILL COST YOU YOUR LIFE IN SINGAPORE DEARLY