Old fart's secret to longevity

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The world's only immortal animal

By Bryan Nelson, Mother Nature Network
Posted Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:57am PDT


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</CENTER>The turritopsis nutricula species of jellyfish may be the only animal in the world to have truly discovered the fountain of youth.
Since it is capable of cycling from a mature adult stage to an immature polyp stage and back again, there may be no natural limit to its life span. Scientists say the hydrozoan jellyfish is the only known animal that can repeatedly turn back the hands of time and revert to its polyp state (its first stage of life).
The key lies in a process called transdifferentiation, where one type of cell is transformed into another type of cell. Some animals can undergo limited transdifferentiation and regenerate organs, such as salamanders, which can regrow limbs. Turritopsi nutricula, on the other hand, can regenerate its entire body over and over again. Researchers are studying the jellyfish to discover how it is able to reverse its aging process.
Because they are able to bypass death, the number of individuals is spiking. They're now found in oceans around the globe rather than just in their native Caribbean waters. "We are looking at a worldwide silent invasion," says Dr. Maria Miglietta of the Smithsonian Tropical Marine Institute.
Bryan Nelson is a regular contributor to Mother Nature Network, where a version of this post originally appeared.
http://green.yahoo.com/blog/guest_bloggers/26/the-world-s-only-immortal-animal.html


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Old fart longivity is for him to enjoy life, not to think SIngapore without himw will collapse.
 
I thought his formula for longevity is fucking 16 year old virgins...in their ass..:D:D:D
 
not change oil evry now n den, meh? ... :confused:
 
I thought his formula for longevity is fucking 16 year old virgins...in their ass..:D:D:D


To many it is, to Old Fart is to worry too much that Singapore without him will collapse and he has to work harder for you till death do him part.

The reason he have to live longer is he put a incompetent Pinky puppet in the throne and he have to be the 'Dowager' behind the screen giving orders.

Long live old fart! and Singapore without him will collapse, so remember to give thanks.
 
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