Happy to see the perfect and immaculate genes of LKY and Gecko going the way of Darwin Awardees.
No matter how he tiew backside, or his backside got tiewed, his genes going at best into shit or nowhere at all.
Nice even if not as spectacular as the guy who showed how macho he was by cutting off his own head himself.
Go check Darwin award if you do not believe me.
1995, Poland. Confirmed True by Darwin
Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Polish farmer Krystof Azninski staked a strong claim to being Europe's most macho man by cutting off his own head.
Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot.
Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off.
"It's funny," said one companion, "when he was young he put on his sister's underwear. But he died like a man."