It appears No Porn's Lui foreign deity has deserted him. The North South MRT service seemed to have a life on its own, broke down yet again on Saturday morning. This means the highly profitable transit cartel has screw up twice in a week, a truly world class act. When No Porn Lui is down on his luck, even a cheap transit train can rub salt on the former Rear Admiral's arse. No Porn Lui failed to grasp the fact that his middle eastern deity has no power in East Asia.
Despite No Porn Lui's best efforts to portray that he is on top of the crisis, pundits observed Merchant Saw has given him 3 black eyes successively. Smarter peasants will realise all Mas Selamat's planning to wreck the transit system is in vain because it only take a Malayan FT to finish his job....for free.
Lui's ugly face is constantly on the news and he stressed the disappointment written on his ugly face. Disappointment that he is out of the Cabinet soon and will not be able to dictate important policies to defeat the bapoks, internet dissenters and pagans for the next decade.
Strangely, the usually outspoken Suzhou Loser, Josephine Teo, minion who always wanted to replace local peasants with better foreign stock merely put up a brave front. She had to stay quiet this round. She was caught sleeping while the transit system collapsed in 3 days. Poor No Porn Lui was having fun in Cambodia, losing confidence in Suzhou Loser Teo, has to rush back to oversee matters. No Porn Lui's presence was no antidote as more problems piled up on Saturday's 'rush hour' service breakdown. This was followed by another cheap platform that collapsed and injured a peasant cleaner. The Mouthpiece consoled stupid peasants by saying a non-work day resulted in less crowds. It implied peasants should shut their trap and make their way by free bus services. The same mouthpiece also claimed the cleaner appeared to be well despite the 5 metre fall. It is propaganda at its best, one that will send the Chinese Communists green with envy.
It seems No Porn Lui's foreign deity has deserted him. Suzhou Teo, inept Junior Transport Minion totally lost control of Merchant Saw's transit service. Merchant Saw played prima donna and was probably writing a proposal for another series of fare hikes before the transit system failed big time.
Saw's incompetence was clearly on the cards but the regime failed to notice it. Sacked from DFS, she curry favour her way into SMRT as head honcho. She spent her days opening retail stores and ignoring operational failures. Despite increasing breakdowns, overcrowding and 2 high profile security lapses, Saw acted the goat and blamed peasants for not boarding trains and creating silly human jams. The chums, PTC merely made Saw bolder when they gave her cheap fines for transit service lapse. The last weeks incidents finally gave the regime a rude shock.
Ruler Loong realising that he has clowns like Saw, Teo and Lui mishandling the transit crisis. Ruler Long has to cut short his holiday and act the statesman, helping the 3 well paid fat cats put out the fires as peasants demanded blood. Peasants were forced to pay higher fares despite the increasing frequency of public transport service lapses. Ruler Loong will be forced to replace inept Saw despite her political connections that made her a White Horse. As for No Porn Lui and Suzhou Teo, both will probably be relegated as third tier minions and never to be given important portfolios, ever.
Despite No Porn Lui's best efforts to portray that he is on top of the crisis, pundits observed Merchant Saw has given him 3 black eyes successively. Smarter peasants will realise all Mas Selamat's planning to wreck the transit system is in vain because it only take a Malayan FT to finish his job....for free.
Lui's ugly face is constantly on the news and he stressed the disappointment written on his ugly face. Disappointment that he is out of the Cabinet soon and will not be able to dictate important policies to defeat the bapoks, internet dissenters and pagans for the next decade.
Strangely, the usually outspoken Suzhou Loser, Josephine Teo, minion who always wanted to replace local peasants with better foreign stock merely put up a brave front. She had to stay quiet this round. She was caught sleeping while the transit system collapsed in 3 days. Poor No Porn Lui was having fun in Cambodia, losing confidence in Suzhou Loser Teo, has to rush back to oversee matters. No Porn Lui's presence was no antidote as more problems piled up on Saturday's 'rush hour' service breakdown. This was followed by another cheap platform that collapsed and injured a peasant cleaner. The Mouthpiece consoled stupid peasants by saying a non-work day resulted in less crowds. It implied peasants should shut their trap and make their way by free bus services. The same mouthpiece also claimed the cleaner appeared to be well despite the 5 metre fall. It is propaganda at its best, one that will send the Chinese Communists green with envy.
It seems No Porn Lui's foreign deity has deserted him. Suzhou Teo, inept Junior Transport Minion totally lost control of Merchant Saw's transit service. Merchant Saw played prima donna and was probably writing a proposal for another series of fare hikes before the transit system failed big time.
Saw's incompetence was clearly on the cards but the regime failed to notice it. Sacked from DFS, she curry favour her way into SMRT as head honcho. She spent her days opening retail stores and ignoring operational failures. Despite increasing breakdowns, overcrowding and 2 high profile security lapses, Saw acted the goat and blamed peasants for not boarding trains and creating silly human jams. The chums, PTC merely made Saw bolder when they gave her cheap fines for transit service lapse. The last weeks incidents finally gave the regime a rude shock.
Ruler Loong realising that he has clowns like Saw, Teo and Lui mishandling the transit crisis. Ruler Long has to cut short his holiday and act the statesman, helping the 3 well paid fat cats put out the fires as peasants demanded blood. Peasants were forced to pay higher fares despite the increasing frequency of public transport service lapses. Ruler Loong will be forced to replace inept Saw despite her political connections that made her a White Horse. As for No Porn Lui and Suzhou Teo, both will probably be relegated as third tier minions and never to be given important portfolios, ever.
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