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PEASANTPORE: The lackey committee tasked to review more frequent fare hikes for public transport has been given more time to come up with its 'recommendations'.
The Fare Hike Proposal Committee (FRMC) was supposed to submit its report early this year but due to the Punngol East Erections, No Porn Lui was forced to postpone it. He is consulting with his pastors on the best way to punish Punggol East peasants who balk Ruler Loong and will take his chance to hit back at those who lambasted him for the SMRT fiasco. No Porn Lui wants to give his lackeys 3 full moons to conjure new novel fare hike gimmicks.
No Porn Lui said he wants the lackeys to study the issue of 'affordable fares' further. He is thinking of targeting certain groups of commuters, including the low income, disabled and polytechnic students.
He said: "My pastor says got this tactic called 'Rob Peter to pay Paul. If lumpar netizens want concessions for poor peasants and poly students, then the best way is to raise fares for poor peasants to fund the poorer peasants lor. Simple right! The Annuities work in the same way, old peasants paying for older peasants huh? Ingenious but local peasants are too stupid to realise that!
"Even KTV whores will say this is an ingenious move. By hike fares on other poor peasants to fund poorer peasants, it would mean same profit margins. Ho Jinx will get her dividends and use that as a gambling pot. When Her Highness is happy, me No Porn Lui meets KPI and sure laughing my way to the bank hor!"
No Porn Lui used another common pastor trick and claim fares have generally become more affordable for rich foreigners over the years, with salaries for rich foreigners going up faster than the increase in fares.
But he noted that if foreigners are happy and writes 1000 letters to compliment Ministry of Transport, then he can fuck care 100 complaint letters, a dirty trick he learnt from SMRT's Desperate Quack.
No Porn Lui explained, "Generally, my definition of affordability of the fares simpler than Penang Laksa. You compare the million dollar stipends, so whats a $2 dollar bus fare? Plus we know poor foreigners like Nehs, Pinoys and PRCs all praising our transport system, saying its B grade but of course, the fucking Hongkis and Nihons will make some snide remarks but we just ignore them ok?
"So you see SMRT make 100 million peanuts, we still hike the fares, say cumulatively ... 30% per cent since 1988, and so like all cock erection, whats harden must soften, so we look at the affordability curve, it has generally come down. This is complex Quantum Mechanics man!"
Transport cartels, too, have been dealing with Ho Jinx's higher demands for profits while being given leeway to lower service levels for poor peasants.
Back in December 2012, No Porn Lui said that "somebody has to pay for these costs" -- his pastor has already taught him 'Robbing Peter to Pay Paul' to punish poor peasants who dared to ask for concessions for poorer peasants..
He is confident that the lackey committee will find the 'Rob Peter to pay Paul' an ingenious plan. He will wait gleefully for the results before giving more details.
No Porn Lui said: "My pastor always tells me, basically we can have faith in the foreign Jewish deity but the money will have to come from somewhere, from donations, from stupid peasants who donate. Who and how much they should donate -- that's up to the pastor to suggest, the more you donate, the higher chances of entering Paradise! Logical right. Like KTV lounge, you pay more, you get better service from whores, don't you?
"I think I can also suggest that Punggol East Young Turks pay more fares. Last Erection, 9 in 10 blocks vote for Labour, so it is easy to identify and punish them with spotty bus services and higher fares....hee hee, my way of showing loyalty to Ruler Loong!"
PEASANTPORE: The lackey committee tasked to review more frequent fare hikes for public transport has been given more time to come up with its 'recommendations'.
The Fare Hike Proposal Committee (FRMC) was supposed to submit its report early this year but due to the Punngol East Erections, No Porn Lui was forced to postpone it. He is consulting with his pastors on the best way to punish Punggol East peasants who balk Ruler Loong and will take his chance to hit back at those who lambasted him for the SMRT fiasco. No Porn Lui wants to give his lackeys 3 full moons to conjure new novel fare hike gimmicks.
No Porn Lui said he wants the lackeys to study the issue of 'affordable fares' further. He is thinking of targeting certain groups of commuters, including the low income, disabled and polytechnic students.
He said: "My pastor says got this tactic called 'Rob Peter to pay Paul. If lumpar netizens want concessions for poor peasants and poly students, then the best way is to raise fares for poor peasants to fund the poorer peasants lor. Simple right! The Annuities work in the same way, old peasants paying for older peasants huh? Ingenious but local peasants are too stupid to realise that!
"Even KTV whores will say this is an ingenious move. By hike fares on other poor peasants to fund poorer peasants, it would mean same profit margins. Ho Jinx will get her dividends and use that as a gambling pot. When Her Highness is happy, me No Porn Lui meets KPI and sure laughing my way to the bank hor!"
No Porn Lui used another common pastor trick and claim fares have generally become more affordable for rich foreigners over the years, with salaries for rich foreigners going up faster than the increase in fares.
But he noted that if foreigners are happy and writes 1000 letters to compliment Ministry of Transport, then he can fuck care 100 complaint letters, a dirty trick he learnt from SMRT's Desperate Quack.
No Porn Lui explained, "Generally, my definition of affordability of the fares simpler than Penang Laksa. You compare the million dollar stipends, so whats a $2 dollar bus fare? Plus we know poor foreigners like Nehs, Pinoys and PRCs all praising our transport system, saying its B grade but of course, the fucking Hongkis and Nihons will make some snide remarks but we just ignore them ok?
"So you see SMRT make 100 million peanuts, we still hike the fares, say cumulatively ... 30% per cent since 1988, and so like all cock erection, whats harden must soften, so we look at the affordability curve, it has generally come down. This is complex Quantum Mechanics man!"
Transport cartels, too, have been dealing with Ho Jinx's higher demands for profits while being given leeway to lower service levels for poor peasants.
Back in December 2012, No Porn Lui said that "somebody has to pay for these costs" -- his pastor has already taught him 'Robbing Peter to Pay Paul' to punish poor peasants who dared to ask for concessions for poorer peasants..
He is confident that the lackey committee will find the 'Rob Peter to pay Paul' an ingenious plan. He will wait gleefully for the results before giving more details.
No Porn Lui said: "My pastor always tells me, basically we can have faith in the foreign Jewish deity but the money will have to come from somewhere, from donations, from stupid peasants who donate. Who and how much they should donate -- that's up to the pastor to suggest, the more you donate, the higher chances of entering Paradise! Logical right. Like KTV lounge, you pay more, you get better service from whores, don't you?
"I think I can also suggest that Punggol East Young Turks pay more fares. Last Erection, 9 in 10 blocks vote for Labour, so it is easy to identify and punish them with spotty bus services and higher fares....hee hee, my way of showing loyalty to Ruler Loong!"
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