No Porn Lui to ask his X'tian deity for divine help

[mscitw]

What a way to end the year?!

It certainly make No Porn Lui's heart sink when Merchant Saw's team decided to test the PTC fines by using cheap pinoys to screw up the transit service.

Saw knows the max fines dished by PTC are merely peanuts. All she needs to do to re-coup the affordable fines is to send in a request for fare hikes, well SMRT cabs will be adjusting their flag fare, sweetheart deal? This certainly proves merit is not required in Peasantpore, why work hard when duopoly boons will ensure $135 million profits annually? If the PTC pretends to balk, the fare hikes are simply deferred for 12 full moons....then there are always the tenants to go after to pay off the fines. Presto, up the rents for shops at MRT stations and the fines are paid, barely raising a eyebrow.

What is No Porn Lui going to do? Hopping mad or barking orders like a raving loony will not work here? After all, this is not the navy where he can bully National Serfs to raise the ante? He is dealing with a complex politics where he knows Merchant Saw is well connected and any attempts to blame her will exact a political price.

Well a man is going to do what a man can do? Beg for help, supernatural that is.

Remember No Porn Lui is also known as Pious Lui?! He is certainly the no nonsense bapok god fearing righteous bloke. Surely he can pray for help from his foreign deity? A miracle that somehow a nameless peasant steps forward and take the blame for the service lapse? WKS has done it before, didn't he. For the ill informed, WKS fired a few Gestapo goons for Mas Limping Getaway. If WKS can do it, why not Pious Lui's deity? His deity will not leave his most loyal servant at the cutting board?

 

[laksaboy]

I doubt Lui had the balls to do it.

WKS gives the impression that had he not been in politics, he might have become a gangster boss.

Lui, on the other hand, is a socially inept scholar bookworm/paper general. The mild-mannered, docile type who can't get shit done.

 

[streetsmart73]

hi there


1. what divine help!
2. being prickless, ball-less and of course no porn.
3. such specimen does nothing!
4. what's there to investigate?
5. a failure is a failure!
6. heads must roll including no-porn too.

 

[mscitw]

Perhaps Lui ought to resign as Transport Minion and serve his days as a pious monk? His education is paid for by the regime. He made millions for at least one term and must have little debt with million dollar stipends. The Transport Minion is a stupid job because whatever he does, somebody will be pissed with him. If he make the cartels angry, their political masters will make things difficult for him. If he sides with the transport cartel, the peasants will cry for his blood. Of course, No Porn Lui has made the Bapoks, netizens and Pornsters angry with his silly tirades against them. Remember he wants to silence/regulate internet dissenters. Outlaw bapoks and confiscate all porn and smut, yeah the online ones especially.

The suitable lackey or minion to be Transport Minion is the Suzhou Loser aka Josephine Teo. Her mastery at giving money to the Suzhou swinders. Now that that is world class act as the EDB paper scholars are well known to be beaten up throughly by the Suzhou con men. She was recently in the news for defending Merchant Saw's silly forecast that cause the human jams at Circle Line grand opening. Didn't she claim all her well paid lackeys' forecasts are inaccurate. She make a good Transport Minion....as she is also infamous for her housewife policy to improve 'human stock' by importing foreigners.