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PEASANTPORE: The well paid but inept Transport Minion No Porn Lui finally re-emerged from the abyss after his equally incompetent Suzhou Loser Jos Teo was rendered speechless by Marina Coastal Expressway (MCE).
Now No Porn says the well paid 'jiat leow bees' in Land Transport Arses (LTA) will continue to make further improvements to traffic flow at the new Marina Coastal Expressway (MCE) over the next few days.
Many old peasants knew Ruler Loong was up to no good when he told No Porn Lui to go ahead with MCE as the land free up at peasants' expense will be sold to rich foreigners.
In a Facebook posting on Tuesday after Suzhou Loser Jos keep her golden cunt shut, No Porn Lui said the LTA will only put out more advisories through multiple channels to guide motorists on the best way to reach their destinations. It is a subtle way of blaming peasants motorists for the jam.
No Porn Lui warned that LTA will continue to monitor Internet and work with Gestapo agents to gather IP addresses of netizens who have the gall to slam the regime. He highlighted since the land freed up are reserved for rich foreigners, any attempt to paint the regime as 'pro-foreigner' will be tantamount to treason. He hinted any calls by peasants to reopen the Sheares Benjamin Bridge will not be tolerated and proposed hanging identified netizen troublemakers by their balls at the nearest Kampung banana tree.
Yet old peasants note that No Porn Lui did not say much despite knowing it will be utter chaos along MCE on January 2, when most people return to work and to school. They also noted the well paid Jos Teo has been keeping her cunt shut and collecting her 2013 KPI bonuses for erecting a silly road to make life difficult for peasants and benefit rich foreigners.
He noted that traffic was smoother on Monday evening and Tuesday morning, partly stupid peasants have avoided the road and heap praises on LTA for 'educating' the stupid peasant motorists.
PEASANTPORE: The well paid but inept Transport Minion No Porn Lui finally re-emerged from the abyss after his equally incompetent Suzhou Loser Jos Teo was rendered speechless by Marina Coastal Expressway (MCE).
Now No Porn says the well paid 'jiat leow bees' in Land Transport Arses (LTA) will continue to make further improvements to traffic flow at the new Marina Coastal Expressway (MCE) over the next few days.
Many old peasants knew Ruler Loong was up to no good when he told No Porn Lui to go ahead with MCE as the land free up at peasants' expense will be sold to rich foreigners.
In a Facebook posting on Tuesday after Suzhou Loser Jos keep her golden cunt shut, No Porn Lui said the LTA will only put out more advisories through multiple channels to guide motorists on the best way to reach their destinations. It is a subtle way of blaming peasants motorists for the jam.
No Porn Lui warned that LTA will continue to monitor Internet and work with Gestapo agents to gather IP addresses of netizens who have the gall to slam the regime. He highlighted since the land freed up are reserved for rich foreigners, any attempt to paint the regime as 'pro-foreigner' will be tantamount to treason. He hinted any calls by peasants to reopen the Sheares Benjamin Bridge will not be tolerated and proposed hanging identified netizen troublemakers by their balls at the nearest Kampung banana tree.
Yet old peasants note that No Porn Lui did not say much despite knowing it will be utter chaos along MCE on January 2, when most people return to work and to school. They also noted the well paid Jos Teo has been keeping her cunt shut and collecting her 2013 KPI bonuses for erecting a silly road to make life difficult for peasants and benefit rich foreigners.
He noted that traffic was smoother on Monday evening and Tuesday morning, partly stupid peasants have avoided the road and heap praises on LTA for 'educating' the stupid peasant motorists.
