No Porn Lui may propose ERP for Malacca Straits to help Indos earn $$

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Peasantpore: Even a mission school boy knows importance of the straits of Malacca and Peasantpore to the international community will grow exponentially with the rise of Commie PRC in the global economy, let alone Minion of Transport No Porn Lui.

"It is therefore essential that the straits remain open, safe and secure and that needs money", said No Porn Lui, following a standard template whenever his political master wants him to levy some fees for easily available public goods. Lui is truly a obedient lap dog for his master.

He was speaking at the opening ceremony of the 5th Wayang Forum on the Possibility of Fees of Navigation and Environmental Protection in the Straits of Malacca and Peasantpore.

During the event, Indonland, Northern Matland and Peasantpore signed letters of acknowledgement on the co-studying a plan to impose an ERP type of fees for ships passing throught the Straits.

Such fees will provide some revenue for the Indos so that they can retire their pirates and stop forest fires along Sumutra island.

The Indos are apparently happy at this latest extortion scam but the Northern Mats knows the Ang Mohs and Nihons will probably balk this stupid plan.

No Porn Lui said the Co-operative Mechanism will continue to explore other ways to extract fees from shipping companies, to make the straits safer for navigation and to better protect the environment. Failure to arm-twist the shippers will see Peasantpore and Northern Matland digging money from their state coffers to pay off the Indon pirates and forest fire bullies.

About 150 delegates from 32 countries and 14 organisations are attending the two-day event and will probably head for the Geylang sex joints for R&R after the talk fest.
 
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