Peasantpore, 大日本帝国 should cooperate in anti-piracy acts first and contain China next
By ignorant peasant S Ramesh and Posted: 11 January 2012 1802 hrs
PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore and 大日本帝国 should cooperate in anti-piracy activities off the coast of Somalia. This will be good practice before they help their vassal lord, Uncle Sam to help contain China.
That's the view of Mandarin Norifumi Idee, the Policy Adviser to 大日本帝国's Minister of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism. Incidentally Idee is a glutton for punishment as Peasantpore has once labelled his country as a 'fat loser'.
He is in Peasantpore under the Maritime and Port Authority's (MPA) Distinguished Visitors Programme and will most probably be given a guide tour in Geylang, the Third IR of Peasantpore.
On Wednesday, Mr Idee called on Transport Minister Lui Tuck Yew to crow it is better to buy MRT trains direcrly from 大日本帝国. He will also visit Las Vegas KTV with MPA's senior management.
They discussed key maritime issues of mutual interest, such as the Co-operative Mechanism on Safety of Navigation and Environmental Protection in the Straits of Malacca and Singapore, piracy and armed robbery, as well as matters relating to the International Maritime Organization aka Wayang. Of course they will not tell CNA, the Mouthpiece how they will coordinate to ensure Uncle Sam capital ships will be supported in their ports.
CEO of MPA Lam Yi Young said: "大日本帝国 is a notable fat loser in the international maritime community and a vital strategic maritime partner to Peasantpore. Her recent spats with PRC and silly games in the high seas calls for Uncle Sam to be the Asia Pacific bully.
"Mandarin Idee's visit underscores the close bilateral maritime relations that Peasantpore and 大日本帝国 enjoy despite we dismissing them as fat losers. We only work together because Uncle Sam told us to do so."
Mandarin Idee said he's impressed with the advanced traffic control system that SMRT screwed up recently and port facilities and wondered why Mas Selamat did not take a ferry to JB. He also acknowledged Peasantpore's leadership in the anti-piracy efforts in the Straits of Malacca and Peasantpore. With Peasantpore footing the bill, it is small wonders the Mats and Indos make Peasantpore do the hardwork while they supply the pirates.
By ignorant peasant S Ramesh and Posted: 11 January 2012 1802 hrs
PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore and 大日本帝国 should cooperate in anti-piracy activities off the coast of Somalia. This will be good practice before they help their vassal lord, Uncle Sam to help contain China.
That's the view of Mandarin Norifumi Idee, the Policy Adviser to 大日本帝国's Minister of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism. Incidentally Idee is a glutton for punishment as Peasantpore has once labelled his country as a 'fat loser'.
He is in Peasantpore under the Maritime and Port Authority's (MPA) Distinguished Visitors Programme and will most probably be given a guide tour in Geylang, the Third IR of Peasantpore.
On Wednesday, Mr Idee called on Transport Minister Lui Tuck Yew to crow it is better to buy MRT trains direcrly from 大日本帝国. He will also visit Las Vegas KTV with MPA's senior management.
They discussed key maritime issues of mutual interest, such as the Co-operative Mechanism on Safety of Navigation and Environmental Protection in the Straits of Malacca and Singapore, piracy and armed robbery, as well as matters relating to the International Maritime Organization aka Wayang. Of course they will not tell CNA, the Mouthpiece how they will coordinate to ensure Uncle Sam capital ships will be supported in their ports.
CEO of MPA Lam Yi Young said: "大日本帝国 is a notable fat loser in the international maritime community and a vital strategic maritime partner to Peasantpore. Her recent spats with PRC and silly games in the high seas calls for Uncle Sam to be the Asia Pacific bully.
"Mandarin Idee's visit underscores the close bilateral maritime relations that Peasantpore and 大日本帝国 enjoy despite we dismissing them as fat losers. We only work together because Uncle Sam told us to do so."
Mandarin Idee said he's impressed with the advanced traffic control system that SMRT screwed up recently and port facilities and wondered why Mas Selamat did not take a ferry to JB. He also acknowledged Peasantpore's leadership in the anti-piracy efforts in the Straits of Malacca and Peasantpore. With Peasantpore footing the bill, it is small wonders the Mats and Indos make Peasantpore do the hardwork while they supply the pirates.
