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TeeKee

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Do you fart alot? :D

You fart contains methane a flammable gas that could power an electric motor...

There are people collecting cow manures and extract methane from them for energy.

Why nobody think of ways to collect farts..that could be converted to usable energy?

Maybe power your home?
 
If this inspiration comes from your own experience, I should say you are the "fart-king". Perhaps you fart continously, generate sufficient gas to justify your plan.

But what makes you a "fart-king"? By nature? Or by food? Or by certain factors to trigger your farts?

By then, your ass-hole should be swollen due to too much farts. And this could pose to jeopardise your health if your fart does not stop and your ass may burst one day?
 
You are creative, add one more to your list, making fertilizer, built a bucket system in your house, post your address in sammyboy, inviting us to your house to shit, collect, cremate them to turn it to fertilizer, use it for your vegetable farm, harvest and sell to NTUC, get your big buck! easy easy, don't have to work like our mp & getting peanuts of $3.0 mil.
Do you fart alot? :D

You fart contains methane a flammable gas that could power an electric motor...

There are people collecting cow manures and extract methane from them for energy.

Why nobody think of ways to collect farts..that could be converted to usable energy?

Maybe power your home?
 
Do you fart alot? :D

You fart contains methane a flammable gas that could power an electric motor...

There are people collecting cow manures and extract methane from them for energy.

Why nobody think of ways to collect farts..that could be converted to usable energy?

Maybe power your home?

Luckily you are TeeKee! If pondan leetahbar were to start a thread like this... habis i tell you.
 
yes cow fart can be a source of energy
but not human fart, human fart are found to be useless
unless you want jesus to turn you into a cow, then you can power your christian house.
why you know nothing, but keep talk cock in this forum?


Do you fart alot? :D

You fart contains methane a flammable gas that could power an electric motor...

There are people collecting cow manures and extract methane from them for energy.

Why nobody think of ways to collect farts..that could be converted to usable energy?

Maybe power your home?
 
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