Netizen offers to be next SMRT CEO or Minister of Transport

[covertbriar]

I will not delay you, fellow Singaporean, any further. Let me cut to the chase to why I should be the next CEO of SMRT:

1) I Am Not A Practitioner Of Tai Chi

I have not, and never will, take up Tai Chi. I like my exercise the way I like my trains: quick and efficient. Given my lack of Tai Chi expertise, I will bear the responsibility of all 294 trains (385 by 2020) on my shoulders. I promise to personally piggy back each and every individual that is delayed by us; straight to their destination. They may wear spurs on their footwear to encourage me to move faster. I will wear a saddle with one-size-fit-all stirrups to cater to all sizes of Singaporean feet.

2) Train-On-Train Behaviour

I understand that we live in the 21st century. However, as a conservative Asian society, we cannot bang ourselves head on into an immediate change of mindset. Train-on-train action should NOT be condoned. Trains that engage in such illicit behaviour will be stoned without trial. A train should only be able to enter a tunnel, dock within a depot, but not engage with another train; especially not in the public eye (Section 377A Tranal Code).

More at https://www.prolificcrap.com/forum/...-to-be-next-smrt-ceo-or-minister-of-transport

 

[batman1]

I suggest he amend his resume to include:He volunteer for the job and he has a heart for the job (HINT: When he include these add-value criteria to his resume,he sure get the job,sure win or no horse run).