Netizen: MRT So Crowded My "Bottle" Rubbed Against Female Commuter's Kar Chng!

[songsongjurong]

Lady thot she felt a rock solid hard dick like those metalic water bottle...of coz her eyes goes wide..

Ask her touch lah.

 

[SgGoneWrong]

Wrong. Voting in the WP as the next government will see a quick deportation of foreigners, reducing the foreign population by 2 million. That will solve all the transportation woes.

WP as govt will form practices for sinkies to experience even greater packed situations so that sinkies can get used to it and will give mrt staff experience on crowd controls

Then again, choose team A sure kenna screw, so might as well choose to be screwed by a new group.

 

[eatshitndie]

Lady thot she felt a rock solid hard dick like those metalic water bottle...of coz her eyes goes wide..

Ask her touch lah.

her "gigantic eyes" are likely as wide as these....

 

[sirus]

WP as govt will form practices for sinkies to experience even greater packed situations so that sinkies can get used to it and will give mrt staff experience on crowd controls

Then again, choose team A sure kenna screw, so might as well choose to be screwed by a new group.

Comes 2016 Singaporeans must destroy first (pap) and construction will take care of itself (Sngapore has been through that before). Let's start restructure the nation again: Singapore for Singaporeans.

 

[halsey02]

Lady thot she felt a rock solid hard dick like those metalic water bottle...of coz her eyes goes wide..

Ask her touch lah.

She must be feeling deja vu....the night before, she just felt one....MUST BE BIG ONE!

 

[steffychun]

The lady is probably divorcing her husband and buying water bottles.

 

[songsongjurong]

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a
question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he
accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he
does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite
startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your
heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow,
I'm in room 1221."

 

[hokkien]

The pap hear us but just buat bodoh only.....
Ask those mp try taking transport.. Mrt, buses, for 5 year than see how he feel..

 

[lianbeng]

The pap hear us but just buat bodoh only.....
Ask those mp try taking transport.. Mrt, buses, for 5 year than see how he feel..

lianbeng replies hokkien: i also kana nehneh massage behind my back almost everyday on sardine-can buses n trains leh! are those tua nehneh ladies molesting my back?

 

[lianbeng]

[h=1]PAP MINISTERS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND US BECAUSE THEY DON'T TAKE MRT TO WORK[/h]

lianbeng replies: sibeh tuakee "bottle" lor!

 

[GramStroker]

Lady:"Is that a bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Walter:"It's a bottle in my pocket"

 

[ahhock24]

Enjoy your ride while it last.