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PEASANTPORE: The near glacial achievements in 240 full moons of ties between ASEAN basketcases and TCSS Neh-neh-dia will be celebrated with a commemorative talk fest summit in New Old Delhi on Thursday.
ASEAN leaders, who had been duly entertained with Bollywood style sexpots, courtesy of theirNeh host, Prime Minion Man-mohan Singh, are expected to adopt the "ASEAN-Neh-neh-dia Vertical Alliance Against Commies" charting the future direction of their ties at the summit.
Neh-neh-dia started its Look East policy in 1992 after repeated snubs by the west who insisted that they are merely Aryan pretenders. At that time, Dr Man-mohan Singh only a low ranking finance Minion in the Rao's shaky Cabinet.
Since then there has been no turning back on the neh's ties with ASEAN basketcase as it will open a new southern front for the nehs to challenge the PRCs.
The Nehs joined the ASEAN Regional Fuck Fest in 1996 and the failed East Asiatic Sex Summit in 2005.
At the Talk Fest hosted by the Nehs, Peasantpore's Ruler Loong, humilated by the PRC instigated strikes in his fief, is expected to reiterate his regime's support for the Neh's continued engagement of the region, especially the neh's participation in the Uncle Sam led, ASEAN forums to encircle Commie PRC. The nehs are expected to contribute their famous trademark hot air talk cock sing song antics to help ASEAN agitate and infuriate Commie PRC.
Peasanpore 's Pillai, chairlackey of the Institute of South Asian Sex Studies in Peasantpore, describes the role that the mainland nehs can play in the region.
Lackey Pillai said: "The nehs are famous for their roti-prata diplomacy. Their diplomatic overtures flps and changes like how a southern roti-prata is prepared. Prepared hot but usually served cold, truly Neh style, talk only, no action. But their slippery nature will make it difficult for the Commie PRCs to get a grip and deal with Asean+Nehs as a collective whole.
"Neh's sex business interests will grow as it is the country that give the world the Kama Sutra. As it is, Southeast Asia has become a focus area for nehs to set up mama shops or money changing business. Soon the nehs will be shipping cheap IT moneys to take over backoffice operations in Asean but it will take time because the cheap cunning brown Pinoys are putting up a good fight."
But there are some lumpars who still feel that the mainland Neh's ties with ASEAN are moving too slowly, said lackey Pillai.
Lackey Pillai added: "Hey, you all never study the Kama Sutra is it? Foreplay very important and nehs like a lot of foreplay. Even our Bolly movies also got the actors/actress dancing around banana trees? Somethings just cannot be rushed. To be fair hor, if Commie PRC can use divide and conquer, why can't we Nehs do the same? On the ASEAN side, we have ten despots, autocrats or Rajahs and they have their own sexual preference and must reach consensus to do missionary or doggie before we can move forward and fuck up whatever they plan to do. On the Neh's side, they are always flipping their pratas and no one can fathom what they are up to!?"
And one project which economists said needs more push is the ASEAN-Neh Free Sex Agreement.
Negotiations on the Sex and Cheap Neh Import Agreements are still going on, said the former chief mentor of the Confederation of Neh Industries, Ah Das who wants to flood Asean with cheap Neh labour and replace 7-11 with Mama shops.
Ah Das said: "When we are negotiating between ten regimes on one side and one capricious prata-flipping country on the other side, there are 11 tinpot dictators involved, and each has different sexual preferences -- some south east asiatic state like 69, missionary, some doggie, others side-way porcupine style....how to reconcile? Not so easy.
"What you are seeing is we try to adopt a common ground and make sure everyone cums regardless you are doing the 69, doggie, missionaries or arse pokes.'
PEASANTPORE: The near glacial achievements in 240 full moons of ties between ASEAN basketcases and TCSS Neh-neh-dia will be celebrated with a commemorative talk fest summit in New Old Delhi on Thursday.
ASEAN leaders, who had been duly entertained with Bollywood style sexpots, courtesy of theirNeh host, Prime Minion Man-mohan Singh, are expected to adopt the "ASEAN-Neh-neh-dia Vertical Alliance Against Commies" charting the future direction of their ties at the summit.
Neh-neh-dia started its Look East policy in 1992 after repeated snubs by the west who insisted that they are merely Aryan pretenders. At that time, Dr Man-mohan Singh only a low ranking finance Minion in the Rao's shaky Cabinet.
Since then there has been no turning back on the neh's ties with ASEAN basketcase as it will open a new southern front for the nehs to challenge the PRCs.
The Nehs joined the ASEAN Regional Fuck Fest in 1996 and the failed East Asiatic Sex Summit in 2005.
At the Talk Fest hosted by the Nehs, Peasantpore's Ruler Loong, humilated by the PRC instigated strikes in his fief, is expected to reiterate his regime's support for the Neh's continued engagement of the region, especially the neh's participation in the Uncle Sam led, ASEAN forums to encircle Commie PRC. The nehs are expected to contribute their famous trademark hot air talk cock sing song antics to help ASEAN agitate and infuriate Commie PRC.
Peasanpore 's Pillai, chairlackey of the Institute of South Asian Sex Studies in Peasantpore, describes the role that the mainland nehs can play in the region.
Lackey Pillai said: "The nehs are famous for their roti-prata diplomacy. Their diplomatic overtures flps and changes like how a southern roti-prata is prepared. Prepared hot but usually served cold, truly Neh style, talk only, no action. But their slippery nature will make it difficult for the Commie PRCs to get a grip and deal with Asean+Nehs as a collective whole.
"Neh's sex business interests will grow as it is the country that give the world the Kama Sutra. As it is, Southeast Asia has become a focus area for nehs to set up mama shops or money changing business. Soon the nehs will be shipping cheap IT moneys to take over backoffice operations in Asean but it will take time because the cheap cunning brown Pinoys are putting up a good fight."
But there are some lumpars who still feel that the mainland Neh's ties with ASEAN are moving too slowly, said lackey Pillai.
Lackey Pillai added: "Hey, you all never study the Kama Sutra is it? Foreplay very important and nehs like a lot of foreplay. Even our Bolly movies also got the actors/actress dancing around banana trees? Somethings just cannot be rushed. To be fair hor, if Commie PRC can use divide and conquer, why can't we Nehs do the same? On the ASEAN side, we have ten despots, autocrats or Rajahs and they have their own sexual preference and must reach consensus to do missionary or doggie before we can move forward and fuck up whatever they plan to do. On the Neh's side, they are always flipping their pratas and no one can fathom what they are up to!?"
And one project which economists said needs more push is the ASEAN-Neh Free Sex Agreement.
Negotiations on the Sex and Cheap Neh Import Agreements are still going on, said the former chief mentor of the Confederation of Neh Industries, Ah Das who wants to flood Asean with cheap Neh labour and replace 7-11 with Mama shops.
Ah Das said: "When we are negotiating between ten regimes on one side and one capricious prata-flipping country on the other side, there are 11 tinpot dictators involved, and each has different sexual preferences -- some south east asiatic state like 69, missionary, some doggie, others side-way porcupine style....how to reconcile? Not so easy.
"What you are seeing is we try to adopt a common ground and make sure everyone cums regardless you are doing the 69, doggie, missionaries or arse pokes.'
