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PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore yards are confident that they will be able to cope with the regime's latest move to tighten foreign serfs growth as they are owned by the regime. Usually laws and rules never apply on Asiatic regimes' crony corporations.
Both Keppel Offshore & Marine and Sembcorp Marine whom are owned by the regime said they have been improving productivity and processes through 'training loopholes' and outsourcing.
Idiot analysts are also confident that both nationalised corporation will be able to exploit out-source loopholes by sending jobs to overseas yards staffed by big heap of cheap serfs.
The regime will be cutting the marine sector's foreign serf employment ratios by lowering the dependency ratio ceilings (DRC). Foreign serf levies will also be raised.
However, both regime owned Keppel and Sembcorp said they enjoyed hiring boons and exemptions because the regime classifiy their existing foreign serfs as 'highly skilled peasants'. The higher levies are easily recovered because the foreign serfs will return portions of their stipends as 'training fees'. In practice, those levies will still end up in state coffers or be returned to Ruler Loong when they pay dividends to Temasick. It is a win-win for Ruler Loong.
Peasant Low Ah Han, an cheap investment analyst with OCBC Investment Research, said: "Never expect a significant negative impact on the key nationalised corporations ok. Will Ruler Loong's donkey minions penalise them? Only a fool will do so."
Regime owned Keppel Corporation and Sembcorp Marine are two of the world's largest rig builders by market share. Both firms said they have been using cheap tax payer dollars as capital and using third world serfs as labourers to build cheap rigs for Anglo Saxon oil barons.
Keppel said its overseas yards and serfs in PRC, Pinoyland and Indoland-Bintan will be able to take on more projects to sapok its Peasantpore yards by using near endless supply of cheap serfs.
Recruitment agencies are also seeing former lackeys and minions taking up jobs in the marine sector. Peasantpore learnt this strategy from Nihons, its called Amakudari.
Failed Ang Moh Mark Robertshaw, Main Paedophile (Asia Pacific) with Faststream Recruitment, said: "More and more former regime lackeys and minions actually stepping up into cushy positions as the maritime and offshore sector as fat cat directors, following Nihon's Amakudari practice. This ensures the regime and state owned enterprise maintain that patron-crony relationship. Asiatic culture also supports that part. They will fudge this as 'hire-locals' win win policy!"
Sembcorp Marine said the changes would be "challenging". However, the regime owned firm is hoping to raise profits by out-sourcing work to its overseas yards and partners.
Lackey Tang Ah Fei, group president and Chief Lackey of Sembcorp Industries, said: "Productivity by squeezing more out of existing peasants and serfs is standard operating procedures of East Asiatic cultures. I do not parachute foreigners here, neither do I hire locals, i simply send jobs to cheap overseas sites! Fat cat positions e.g. myself exempted. I just meet my KPI by paying dividends timely to help Ho Jinx punt overseas, I will be a winner. You fucking think I am interested in business?"
Both regime owned Keppel and Sembcorp Marine set bad examples for the island by currently employ close to 25,000 foreigners in their offshore and marine divisions.
PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore yards are confident that they will be able to cope with the regime's latest move to tighten foreign serfs growth as they are owned by the regime. Usually laws and rules never apply on Asiatic regimes' crony corporations.
Both Keppel Offshore & Marine and Sembcorp Marine whom are owned by the regime said they have been improving productivity and processes through 'training loopholes' and outsourcing.
Idiot analysts are also confident that both nationalised corporation will be able to exploit out-source loopholes by sending jobs to overseas yards staffed by big heap of cheap serfs.
The regime will be cutting the marine sector's foreign serf employment ratios by lowering the dependency ratio ceilings (DRC). Foreign serf levies will also be raised.
However, both regime owned Keppel and Sembcorp said they enjoyed hiring boons and exemptions because the regime classifiy their existing foreign serfs as 'highly skilled peasants'. The higher levies are easily recovered because the foreign serfs will return portions of their stipends as 'training fees'. In practice, those levies will still end up in state coffers or be returned to Ruler Loong when they pay dividends to Temasick. It is a win-win for Ruler Loong.
Peasant Low Ah Han, an cheap investment analyst with OCBC Investment Research, said: "Never expect a significant negative impact on the key nationalised corporations ok. Will Ruler Loong's donkey minions penalise them? Only a fool will do so."
Regime owned Keppel Corporation and Sembcorp Marine are two of the world's largest rig builders by market share. Both firms said they have been using cheap tax payer dollars as capital and using third world serfs as labourers to build cheap rigs for Anglo Saxon oil barons.
Keppel said its overseas yards and serfs in PRC, Pinoyland and Indoland-Bintan will be able to take on more projects to sapok its Peasantpore yards by using near endless supply of cheap serfs.
Recruitment agencies are also seeing former lackeys and minions taking up jobs in the marine sector. Peasantpore learnt this strategy from Nihons, its called Amakudari.
Failed Ang Moh Mark Robertshaw, Main Paedophile (Asia Pacific) with Faststream Recruitment, said: "More and more former regime lackeys and minions actually stepping up into cushy positions as the maritime and offshore sector as fat cat directors, following Nihon's Amakudari practice. This ensures the regime and state owned enterprise maintain that patron-crony relationship. Asiatic culture also supports that part. They will fudge this as 'hire-locals' win win policy!"
Sembcorp Marine said the changes would be "challenging". However, the regime owned firm is hoping to raise profits by out-sourcing work to its overseas yards and partners.
Lackey Tang Ah Fei, group president and Chief Lackey of Sembcorp Industries, said: "Productivity by squeezing more out of existing peasants and serfs is standard operating procedures of East Asiatic cultures. I do not parachute foreigners here, neither do I hire locals, i simply send jobs to cheap overseas sites! Fat cat positions e.g. myself exempted. I just meet my KPI by paying dividends timely to help Ho Jinx punt overseas, I will be a winner. You fucking think I am interested in business?"
Both regime owned Keppel and Sembcorp Marine set bad examples for the island by currently employ close to 25,000 foreigners in their offshore and marine divisions.
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