NASA Discovers Evidence for Liquid Water on Mars

That's great. It means I can go fishing there too.

That's not a great idea. This evidence is another excuse for me to pack all Abraham descendants (both physically and spiritually) into one giant spaceship and send them off to Mars on a one-way trip.

When we have rid Earth of these pesky people, you can fish for as long as you want right here on your birth planet. Don't settle for anything less.
 
Old fart died too early otherwise would sent long Er the fairy to Mars by big cannon to get the elixir of immorality.
 
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