Last time when I was in Taiwan, there was a Vietnamese woman living in the same apartment building as us. She had married a Taiwanese man and later divorced; by then, she had already obtained Taiwanese citizenship. The entire building was owned by a company, and the tenants would often sit in the lobby and chat.
She looked about 90% like Nancy—if not better—and had a pair of D-cup breasts. Naturally, she attracted a lot of attention from the men in the building. One day, as I was walking toward the elevator, I heard my name being mentioned—someone was saying, 我看我們這棟樓只有 X 董有這個本事.
I walked to the center of the lobby and asked, 什麼事?They told me that the Vietnamese woman 開條件, insisting that any man interested in her had to be able to pay her NTD 100,000 per month.
I replied, 有啊!但是你告訴她我也有條件. They then asked, 什麼條件?I said, 有沒有貞操?
