My matchmaking girl is strange.

[zhihau]

Got cohabit with chiobu before still can be lao seet ah ?

as long as ah missy finds bigcock laoseet laoseet kucup liao, not for us to say- fate sometimes has it this way

 

[eatshitndie]

this morning i found myself trying to scratch a spot on my back that was hard to reach. luckily i found a back scratcher stashed in the cupboard. it’s time for you to buy her a gift.

 

[shittypore]

this morning i found myself trying to scratch a spot on my back that was hard to reach. luckily i found a back scratcher stashed in the cupboard. it’s time for you to buy her a gift.
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Just sent her to you, save time finding and buying since you so free. If he get her one, she end up scratching his balls with it.

 

[eatshitndie]

Just sent her to you, save time finding and buying since you so free. If he get her one, she end up scratching his balls with it.

i’ve been scratching all over. must be watching too many sun wukong movies.

 

[NanoRay]

as long as ah missy finds bigcock laoseet laoseet kucup liao, not for us to say- fate sometimes has it this way

Not for us to say, but you are the one saying by mixing the meaning of laoseet with the experience of having already seen and used a jibye, and over a long period of time ?

It's more likely that the girl might have seen through his cheeko behind the facade of "laoseetness".

I don't think you will ask a girl to scratch your balls on your first meeting with her if you truly find her laoseet and decent. But if there is something about her that you suspect she is secretly very "hiao", then you might want to "test" her.

 

[zhihau]

Not for us to say, but you are the one saying by mixing the meaning of laoseet with the experience of having already seen and used a jibye, and over a long period of time ?

You believe everything we say here ah?

 

[bigcockman]

niama laosai lah...

laoseet is 老实

Is that Hokkien?

 

[bigcockman]

Missy is a rare breed! Mai Tu Liao!

You mean nurses?

But I think nurses are bad for companionship. They do shift work and it's probably a nightmare trying to plan companionship itineraries together.

In addition, she's an OT nurse which means there will be emergency callups, unplanned surgeries etc which is disruptive to family life.

 

[zhihau]

Is that Hokkien?

What do you think?

 

[zhihau]

You mean nurses?

But they have a heart of gold?

 

[bigcockman]

What do you think?

I have no idea. I am bad in dialects.

 

[bigcockman]

But they have a heart of gold?

That's propaganda to get people to join nursing. She may end up as a Gold Digger.

 

[zhihau]

That's propaganda to get people to join nursing. She may end up as a Gold Digger.

certainly plaudible

 

[Linglinglonglong]

TS failed the test. Testing if u know how to unhook her bra.

 

[bigcockman]

certainly plaudible

plausible
plô′zə-bəl

adjective​

1. Seemingly or apparently valid, likely, or acceptable; credible.
2. Persuasive or ingratiating, especially in an effort to deceive.
3. Worthy of being applauded; praiseworthy; commendable; ready.

 

[Patriotmissile]

Today my mother arranged a matchmaking lunch for me. And so I took half day Friday leave and went to meet her. She is like the girl next door type. Nothing fanciful but she is overall pleasant.

Then after lunch, while walking to my car, she suddenly held on to my elbow. Then she asked if I can help her do something. I asked her what.

She sheepishly said "Can you help me scratch the area around my bra strap at bra interlocking area. My hands can't reach".

Err... I hesitated but I did eventually help her scratched where she wanted.

Then I sent her to Orchard Takashimaya as she said she's meeting her friends there for coffee.

Do you think it is strange for a date to ask you scratch her back?

U can ask her back: can u help to scratch my scrotum cause I am not too delicate with it?

 

[nirvarq]

U can ask her back: can u help to scratch my scrotum cause I am not too delicate with it?

She's just trying to tell you 'You scratch my back i'll scratch you back

Today my mother arranged a matchmaking lunch for me. And so I took half day Friday leave and went to meet her. She is like the girl next door type. Nothing fanciful but she is overall pleasant.

Then after lunch, while walking to my car, she suddenly held on to my elbow. Then she asked if I can help her do something. I asked her what.

She sheepishly said "Can you help me scratch the area around my bra strap at bra interlocking area. My hands can't reach".

Err... I hesitated but I did eventually help her scratched where she wanted.

Then I sent her to Orchard Takashimaya as she said she's meeting her friends there for coffee.

Do you think it is strange for a date to ask you scratch her back?

She's just trying to tell you "You scratch my back i'll scratch you back"

 

[zhihau]

plausible
plô′zə-bəl

adjective​

1. Seemingly or apparently valid, likely, or acceptable; credible.
2. Persuasive or ingratiating, especially in an effort to deceive.
3. Worthy of being applauded; praiseworthy; commendable; ready.

pardon my fat fingers on an iphone 5SE

 

[JustOneSingh]

I also find it strange. But I thought maybe she's just behaving like what she is like.

She is a operating theatre nurse at Mount Elizabeth Hospital. Maybe it's the way they behave given that they see naked bodies in Ops everyday?

Bhai,

Maybe, she is testing you.

To judge your reactions and behaviour.