My dream loser team of PAP politicians: there's a 98.1965% chance of them squandering away a GRC if they contested together
Ivan Lim: Singapore's public enemy no. 1 in GE2020. Need I say more?
Ang Wei Neng: This moron reckons degree qualifications should have expiry dates affixed to them. Well, how about we help make his political career expire big time?
Ng Chee Meng: Even if this former paper general loses again, he can always count on some cushy, obscenely renumerated job handed to him on a silver platter by the PAP, even if it's not as secretary-general of NTUC.
Hany Soh: Rambles on about cartoon baby sharks (seriously what the fuck???!!!!) in parliament when way more pressing bread and butter issues concerning average Singaporeans could have gotten greater airing. Come next GE, feed her to the real oppie sharks of substance - Bon Appetit in advance WP!
Victor Lye: No suicide squad is complete without Mr Unabashedly Pretentiously Sycophantically Superfly Thick-Skinned Motherfucker crashing the party. After all, what's floundering one more time when one has already racked up a record number of losses?
If Mdm Nasi Lemak can become head of state, you bet they will easily throw in any fat bloke and fudly looking CMI, with questionable credential, into the mix of bottom dwellers.