Mudland advertisements with sexual overtone.

[Tun Tija]

A breast enhancing ad​

Img taken from CoklatEyes’ blog.

Translation: Husband suffocates in embrace. Very effective. Pro Montok. Elastic and superb.

“Once upon a time, my husband would tease me saying that my breasts are like 20 cents nasi lemak. No appetite whatsoever. I anguished on whether my husband would look for another female to the point of making a resolution to ‘superb-ize’ my breasts. Now he’s the one who’s overly jealous when the men out there leered at me, which is no surprise as I am now excessively sexy.” Mrs Rabiatul, 24 years.

Previously an A cup.

A collagen juice that makes you virgin again​

Img from AnakSeberang’s blog.

Translation: “Oh!! My elastic and tight wife… your husband stick to you every day.”

“I stay rubbery, tight and looking young despite already having 4 children.”

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A gel you slather on your vagina​

Img from Sohoque.

Translation: Gel Gegetah Cinta, tightens & pulls the walls of the vagina together to make you virgin again.

• Tight
• Close together
• Contractions
• Rubbery

“Gegetah Cinta makes intimate relations with my husband very immersive.. Husband always satisfied, keeps saying it’s tight and rubbery like a virgin!!” Mrs Sue, 42.

 

[Pinkieslut]

Piak Piak is the norm.