hmmm....let me guess
smashed in the head with a bottle?
knife stab wound in the stomach?
repeatedly hacked by a parang but suffered no blood loss because its plastic?
pushed by a small girl, tripped and fell and suffered a concussion?
smashed in the head with a bottle?
knife stab wound in the stomach?
repeatedly hacked by a parang but suffered no blood loss because its plastic?

pushed by a small girl, tripped and fell and suffered a concussion?
