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ryantres85 posted this parody :
-Mom!... Did you order the pizza without cheese?! -You don't have to answer that question! (my dad) -I'll answer the question. You want answers? -I think I'm entitled to. -You want answers?! -I want the truth! -YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CHEESE!... Son, we live in a house that has walls and those walls concentrate the gases produced by your intolerance to lactose. Who's gonna deal with that smell?! You?! You, my delicate husband?! I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the cheese and you curse Domino's. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not doing what I do. That this pizza without cheese, while tragic, probably spared our noses! And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, spared our noses! You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me with that deodorant, you need me with that deodorant. We use words like clean, neat, fragrance. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent cleaning something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a boy who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very cleaning that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up an air freshener, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. -Did you order the pizza without cheese? -I did the job, I... -DID YOU ORDER THE PIZZA WITHOUT CHEESE?!? - YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!!!
