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PEASANTPORE: The regime is planning to build 700,000 new Hongkie style birdcages by 2030 for the PRC, Nehs and Pinoy guest workers.
That is one of the long-term plans to support the projected increase in serf population which is expected to hit 6.9 million in about 20 years to ensure constant supply of cheap labour for greedy merchants.
Many peasants and vocal netizens have moaned that population growth in Peasantpore has outpaced infrastructure development from the 1990s and more so in the last sixty full moons.
Despite the Punggol East Slap and proof of overcrowding and strained transport system, the unrepentant regime is now pushing on to accommodate a larger peasant population with foreign imports.
The regime using lame defense, merely says they will spend some peanuts to lessen strains on public transport and housing. They lied there are are long-term plans to ramp up infrastructure developments to support a population of up to six million in 2020. The same lies were repeated in 2000 and 2005 but peasants paid the prices of overcrowding while regime coffers reaped the most benefits.
No Porn Lui says tax payers are paying transport cartels to add 800 buses over sixty full moons, and by 2030, to double of the rail network to 360 kilometres with COE breaching the $500,000 mark.
This means transport cartels will win big with the addition of three new MRT lines and they get to play some breakdown games with an extension of two existing lines over the next 540 full moons.
Cum 2030, No Porn Lui would have died by then for the lack of por. However he is dead but and stupid peasants cannot blame him when there isn't any fabled 10-minute walk to a train station from a bird cage.
To further alleviate the strain on public transport, Ruler Loong may pass a decree telling peasants to travel to work at 7AM and return hom after 7PM.
Ruler Loong's next decree has named Woodlands, Serangoon and Punggol as possible growth areas to create more space for merchants. Existing merchants may be force to pay COE to rent premises in the city region. However many peasants pointed out the new white elephants are preceded by Jurong Chemical Discharge District, Paya Lebar Whore HQ and One-Matland Infested North.
More healthcare facilities operating as hospices for old peasants are also in the pipeline. Minion Gan will try and build three general hospice and five community hospices set to open between 2014 and 2020. Their aim is to limit health care for old peasants so that they can die faster and not increase state health spendings.
On the way too are 200,000 Hongkie style new birdcages which will be ready by 2016.
Housing Minion Khaw said even more land has been confiscated from other land owing peasants to build another 500,000 Hongkie birdcages until 2030.
Minion Khaw is saying his ministry will be unable to resolve the birdcage shortages and assured Peasants that there will be enough homes...provided they can pay up.
For first timers who had difficulty applying for a new birdcage, Minion Khaw said this issue has been largely resolved in theory as the Mouthpiece media have been under reporting this problem.
Minion Khaw explained: "I already ask Audit to keep their big mouths shut, already got some mismatch because of our fuck up balloting system. If you look at the massaged figure, (there are about 15,000) new peasant family forming every year but I'm building 25,000 new birdcages a year . Read the lines, building hor, means they still staying with their parents, want to blame, go fark Marboro Tan."
Possible sites for these new birdcages include land confiscated from graveyards in Bidadari, Tampines North and Tengah. Wise peasants noted peasants will have to share space with their ghosty descendants. Minion Khaw crowed only condos will be built in mature estates to allow regime to earn fat cat taxes and fees. Profits first, but not allowing peasant children to stay close to their peasant parents.
"We are even removing the graveyards, Kranji will be next if we need more foreign serfs. We even chop down heritage trees if we have to do so. And arty farty activists cry father, cry mother, we fark care them, painful for them, profits for us. Always remember, in Asiatic states, peasants' welfare not important because of larger objectives to benefit Familee only," he reminded lumpar netizens.
Minion Khaw added that expensive birdcage pricing is necessary to achieve a high profit margin for the regime and that is the first priority.
There will be less green spaces and parks, and by 2030, at least 85 per cent of rich foreigners will live within 400 metres of a park.
Khaw's lackeys are expected to release more details on exciting land use plans that benefit rich foreigners only this week.
PEASANTPORE: The regime is planning to build 700,000 new Hongkie style birdcages by 2030 for the PRC, Nehs and Pinoy guest workers.
That is one of the long-term plans to support the projected increase in serf population which is expected to hit 6.9 million in about 20 years to ensure constant supply of cheap labour for greedy merchants.
Many peasants and vocal netizens have moaned that population growth in Peasantpore has outpaced infrastructure development from the 1990s and more so in the last sixty full moons.
Despite the Punggol East Slap and proof of overcrowding and strained transport system, the unrepentant regime is now pushing on to accommodate a larger peasant population with foreign imports.
The regime using lame defense, merely says they will spend some peanuts to lessen strains on public transport and housing. They lied there are are long-term plans to ramp up infrastructure developments to support a population of up to six million in 2020. The same lies were repeated in 2000 and 2005 but peasants paid the prices of overcrowding while regime coffers reaped the most benefits.
No Porn Lui says tax payers are paying transport cartels to add 800 buses over sixty full moons, and by 2030, to double of the rail network to 360 kilometres with COE breaching the $500,000 mark.
This means transport cartels will win big with the addition of three new MRT lines and they get to play some breakdown games with an extension of two existing lines over the next 540 full moons.
Cum 2030, No Porn Lui would have died by then for the lack of por. However he is dead but and stupid peasants cannot blame him when there isn't any fabled 10-minute walk to a train station from a bird cage.
To further alleviate the strain on public transport, Ruler Loong may pass a decree telling peasants to travel to work at 7AM and return hom after 7PM.
Ruler Loong's next decree has named Woodlands, Serangoon and Punggol as possible growth areas to create more space for merchants. Existing merchants may be force to pay COE to rent premises in the city region. However many peasants pointed out the new white elephants are preceded by Jurong Chemical Discharge District, Paya Lebar Whore HQ and One-Matland Infested North.
More healthcare facilities operating as hospices for old peasants are also in the pipeline. Minion Gan will try and build three general hospice and five community hospices set to open between 2014 and 2020. Their aim is to limit health care for old peasants so that they can die faster and not increase state health spendings.
On the way too are 200,000 Hongkie style new birdcages which will be ready by 2016.
Housing Minion Khaw said even more land has been confiscated from other land owing peasants to build another 500,000 Hongkie birdcages until 2030.
Minion Khaw is saying his ministry will be unable to resolve the birdcage shortages and assured Peasants that there will be enough homes...provided they can pay up.
For first timers who had difficulty applying for a new birdcage, Minion Khaw said this issue has been largely resolved in theory as the Mouthpiece media have been under reporting this problem.
Minion Khaw explained: "I already ask Audit to keep their big mouths shut, already got some mismatch because of our fuck up balloting system. If you look at the massaged figure, (there are about 15,000) new peasant family forming every year but I'm building 25,000 new birdcages a year . Read the lines, building hor, means they still staying with their parents, want to blame, go fark Marboro Tan."
Possible sites for these new birdcages include land confiscated from graveyards in Bidadari, Tampines North and Tengah. Wise peasants noted peasants will have to share space with their ghosty descendants. Minion Khaw crowed only condos will be built in mature estates to allow regime to earn fat cat taxes and fees. Profits first, but not allowing peasant children to stay close to their peasant parents.
"We are even removing the graveyards, Kranji will be next if we need more foreign serfs. We even chop down heritage trees if we have to do so. And arty farty activists cry father, cry mother, we fark care them, painful for them, profits for us. Always remember, in Asiatic states, peasants' welfare not important because of larger objectives to benefit Familee only," he reminded lumpar netizens.
Minion Khaw added that expensive birdcage pricing is necessary to achieve a high profit margin for the regime and that is the first priority.
There will be less green spaces and parks, and by 2030, at least 85 per cent of rich foreigners will live within 400 metres of a park.
Khaw's lackeys are expected to release more details on exciting land use plans that benefit rich foreigners only this week.
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