As reported by the inept Mouth Piece CNA
Peasantpore: The new 'jiat leow bee' Ministry of Anti Peasant Families(MAPF) will develop more vicious public anti peasant policies. One aim to get local Peasants to marry but have no children earlier so that foreigners and PRs' children will have more opportunities.
Acting Minion for Community Propoganda, Kee Chiu Ah Chan Cunt Sing, highlighted this as an immediate priority for the new ministry.
Kee Chiu Ah Chan Cunt Sing will helm MAPF as Acting Minion when it is established on November 1.
He told various Mouthpieces on Thursday that many young peasants face challenges in forming a family, while those who are married face challenges in bringing up their children.
"KNN, you think I do not know you peasants laugh at me, call me stingy little jew, always ask people to kee chiu like typical mindef gangster. Ha, now Ruler Loong promote me and ask me to punish you local rebellious peasants huh. Ah Lui just hamtam you peasants with ERP hikes and so what you think I will do huh?," he sneered.
"Our regime finally forced local peasants to stop reproducing because our Great Ruler, Lao Lee say dumb peasants should not interbreed but clever babas should have 3 or more. The idiot Josephine oredi hinted Ruler Loong want to improve our peasant stock using PRCs, Nehs and Pinoys. KNN, all stupid is it, still want to cry father, cry mother and hope 2016 procedural erections will cum faster. So as Ruler Loong's loyal minion, what you think I will do huh? Who knows kee chiu, raise your hands lah baboons"
Ah Chan is trying to say foreigners and PRs families will be core institutions of Peasantpore and the regime will look at the policies using evil ideas from the National DePopulation of Local Peasants and Welcome Foreign Talent Division.
The acting minion, who was speaking to Gestapo officers pretending to be reporters during a visit to the Asiatic Women's Welfare Association, said another priority is to reduce the social safety net, especially for those who are at-risk.
Ah Chan said the new ministry will never look into ways to better help those in need.
"You all know I also famous for stingy lah. So you know what to expect when it comes to poor peasant families, I think we must follow Hong Kong, that evil cantonese society where the rich prey on the poor huh, like animals ok," he said.
"For me, I follow Shylock, count my gold coins in the night and think of new policies to extract wealth from peasants huh. Prevention is always better than cure, so we will continue to adopt this approach and kill off poor peasants as soon as possible."
Ah Chan said his priority over the next three months is to make sure that the Ministry of Community Development, Youth and Sports continues to stop all the services that it is responsible for, as well as prepare for a successful transition to a evil dog-eat-dog society like Hong Kong.
The acting Minion said he has met with the mayors of the five Community Development Councils (CDC) and they have agreed to maintain 9 months bonuses for their lackeys and tighten aid for poor peasants.
Ah Chan said he will be meeting the mayors every two months and they are expected to provide figures to show how many poor peasant families are driven to despair.
He also assured that British era sports and indigenous arts will take a back seat.
"I think Ah Wong already told you guys, no more art that poke fun of Ruler Loong and no more $$ for Mat footballers," Ah Chan said.
"What is more important is to see the poor peasants driven to despair so that their reproduction rate approaches zero and we love to see more of them jumping on train tracks or drowning themselves in Kallang. They die their business, I Ah Chan you think Patron Saint of the Poor is it, idiots."
"Also I want to reassure the indigenous sports and the arts community that I work with Ah Wong to ensure that the indigenous sports and arts continue to vanish," he added gleefully.
"How well our foreigners do in sports, how well we do in arts to promote love for Ruler Loong? We must be better than the Commie PRCs and North Koreans."
Ah Chan, who is also Chairman of the National Youth Council, said he will hand over the chairmanship of the youth agency to Minion Ah Wong.
Minion Ah Wong will helm the new Ministry for Propoganda as Acting Minion when it is established on November 1.
Separately, Got-Prawns Minion of Regime Kalimah Yakult said that ensuring social mobility for foreigners and PRs is an important area that her boss Ah Chan should focus on.
Mdm Kalimah, who will be Ah Chan's Minion of Regime, said this will help local peasants die off faster if more good jobs go to foreigners and local peasants are retrenched.
"This arty farty Bapok Tan says what Chinks visit Mats and eat Lontong together, racial harmony....en-passe oredi. We not part of North Matlander and no need to play with Ummo anymore. Now we got new policy. Ai yah, like what Commies love to say, it doesn't matter if the policy is right or wrong, if we kill off local peasants and replace them with PRCs, Nehs, Pinoys and Burmese, then it is a good policy lah. Enough talking, i going for some lontong," she laughs and walked away.
Peasantpore: The new 'jiat leow bee' Ministry of Anti Peasant Families(MAPF) will develop more vicious public anti peasant policies. One aim to get local Peasants to marry but have no children earlier so that foreigners and PRs' children will have more opportunities.
Acting Minion for Community Propoganda, Kee Chiu Ah Chan Cunt Sing, highlighted this as an immediate priority for the new ministry.
Kee Chiu Ah Chan Cunt Sing will helm MAPF as Acting Minion when it is established on November 1.
He told various Mouthpieces on Thursday that many young peasants face challenges in forming a family, while those who are married face challenges in bringing up their children.
"KNN, you think I do not know you peasants laugh at me, call me stingy little jew, always ask people to kee chiu like typical mindef gangster. Ha, now Ruler Loong promote me and ask me to punish you local rebellious peasants huh. Ah Lui just hamtam you peasants with ERP hikes and so what you think I will do huh?," he sneered.
"Our regime finally forced local peasants to stop reproducing because our Great Ruler, Lao Lee say dumb peasants should not interbreed but clever babas should have 3 or more. The idiot Josephine oredi hinted Ruler Loong want to improve our peasant stock using PRCs, Nehs and Pinoys. KNN, all stupid is it, still want to cry father, cry mother and hope 2016 procedural erections will cum faster. So as Ruler Loong's loyal minion, what you think I will do huh? Who knows kee chiu, raise your hands lah baboons"
Ah Chan is trying to say foreigners and PRs families will be core institutions of Peasantpore and the regime will look at the policies using evil ideas from the National DePopulation of Local Peasants and Welcome Foreign Talent Division.
The acting minion, who was speaking to Gestapo officers pretending to be reporters during a visit to the Asiatic Women's Welfare Association, said another priority is to reduce the social safety net, especially for those who are at-risk.
Ah Chan said the new ministry will never look into ways to better help those in need.
"You all know I also famous for stingy lah. So you know what to expect when it comes to poor peasant families, I think we must follow Hong Kong, that evil cantonese society where the rich prey on the poor huh, like animals ok," he said.
"For me, I follow Shylock, count my gold coins in the night and think of new policies to extract wealth from peasants huh. Prevention is always better than cure, so we will continue to adopt this approach and kill off poor peasants as soon as possible."
Ah Chan said his priority over the next three months is to make sure that the Ministry of Community Development, Youth and Sports continues to stop all the services that it is responsible for, as well as prepare for a successful transition to a evil dog-eat-dog society like Hong Kong.
The acting Minion said he has met with the mayors of the five Community Development Councils (CDC) and they have agreed to maintain 9 months bonuses for their lackeys and tighten aid for poor peasants.
Ah Chan said he will be meeting the mayors every two months and they are expected to provide figures to show how many poor peasant families are driven to despair.
He also assured that British era sports and indigenous arts will take a back seat.
"I think Ah Wong already told you guys, no more art that poke fun of Ruler Loong and no more $$ for Mat footballers," Ah Chan said.
"What is more important is to see the poor peasants driven to despair so that their reproduction rate approaches zero and we love to see more of them jumping on train tracks or drowning themselves in Kallang. They die their business, I Ah Chan you think Patron Saint of the Poor is it, idiots."
"Also I want to reassure the indigenous sports and the arts community that I work with Ah Wong to ensure that the indigenous sports and arts continue to vanish," he added gleefully.
"How well our foreigners do in sports, how well we do in arts to promote love for Ruler Loong? We must be better than the Commie PRCs and North Koreans."
Ah Chan, who is also Chairman of the National Youth Council, said he will hand over the chairmanship of the youth agency to Minion Ah Wong.
Minion Ah Wong will helm the new Ministry for Propoganda as Acting Minion when it is established on November 1.
Separately, Got-Prawns Minion of Regime Kalimah Yakult said that ensuring social mobility for foreigners and PRs is an important area that her boss Ah Chan should focus on.
Mdm Kalimah, who will be Ah Chan's Minion of Regime, said this will help local peasants die off faster if more good jobs go to foreigners and local peasants are retrenched.
"This arty farty Bapok Tan says what Chinks visit Mats and eat Lontong together, racial harmony....en-passe oredi. We not part of North Matlander and no need to play with Ummo anymore. Now we got new policy. Ai yah, like what Commies love to say, it doesn't matter if the policy is right or wrong, if we kill off local peasants and replace them with PRCs, Nehs, Pinoys and Burmese, then it is a good policy lah. Enough talking, i going for some lontong," she laughs and walked away.
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