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What the regime does not wants to say.....
Peasantpore: Ruler Loong has said Overtime Tan CJ better wake up his ideas and ensure the all is well in the labour frontline in Peasantpore. He appears to be irritated that another high profile rig accident at the regime's state owned Jurong Shipyard on Monday is a result of hiring cheap and inept foreign labour.
Dictating to his minders who post his thoughts on in his Facebook page, Ruler Loong said everyone including merchants, serfs and wayang sex inspectors, better buck up and not plague his reign with strikes or stupid accidents that make his 'Favour the Foreigners' look silly.
Ruler Loong said that while the rig accident was a serious one but manageable, it could have been worse if local peasants are involved or the insurance payouts will be massive and political pariahs will use it as political mileage.
As investigations will show that the state-owned shipyard employed badly qualified cheap foreign serfs with nil training.
He wishes those injured a complete and speedy recovery to reduce insurance payouts else less cash will be channelled to Ho Jinx's gambling pot.
Acting Peasantpower Minion Overtime Tan CJ is in the limelight for the wrong reason yet again, has no choice but to swallow his pride and lambasted the incident at stateowned Jurong Shipyard as serious.
The accident resulted in 89, mostly foreign serfs injured.
In a blog post, Overtime Tan CJ said the priority is to prove the foreign serfs are negligent as that will reduce any insurance payouts. He said it is also important to remove evidence of sloppy management and signs of cowboy culture at stateowned shipyards.
The wayang Peasantpower Ministry (MOM) said that the oil rig accident at state-owned Jurong Shipyard is one of the many industrial accidents which has happened in Peasantpore that cannot be covered up easily.
A total of 80 serfs have since been discharged. Six of them remain in normal wards to receive instructions in answering questions from rogue foreign reporters or insurance companies.
The Peasantpower Ministry said preliminary findings indicated that the serfs were queuing up for their daily farking of Bangla whores at a make shift rig. The vigorous thrustings caused the rig to tilt to one side. This caused some workers and their whores to fall into the river - with some trying to finish off their amorous sessions in the river for about 10 minutes before they were rescued.
The Peasantpower Ministry said most of the whores sustained minor injuries and have been discreetly arrested and will likely be deported.
Hawazi Da-pi, Senior Procedural Parliamentary Lackey for Peasantpower, said: "KNNCCB, I booked a session at the Youth Health Centre but now have to cancel it and visit those donkeys - one is a 22-year-old Peasantpore poly trained cheap engineer and a bangla worker. Look a bit shocked only so no need to cry father, cry mother, say stateowned companies got cowboy culture, like the SAF ok. They better recover soon as we have more work for them ok. Overall, I am pissed to learn that of the 90 or so injured workers in the accident were fucking whores at the rig before the accident occurred, the whores has been arrested and will be deported. The organisers of this mass orgy are placed under ISD observation and I understand they will be given a good series of beatings to make sure no more farking orgies on the rigs."
The Peasantpower Ministry stressed that it big accidents should be classified as small and small accidents should be dismissed otherwise they have to write long arty farty papers to explain the gabras.
Lackey Hawazi said: "Next time, please go to Geylang for your fucks ok and stop organising mass orgies in company premises."
The Peasantpower Ministry has issued a stop work order at the rig to allow Poodles to arrest any whores lingering around the area and close the investigations as soon as possible.
What the regime does not wants to say.....
Peasantpore: Ruler Loong has said Overtime Tan CJ better wake up his ideas and ensure the all is well in the labour frontline in Peasantpore. He appears to be irritated that another high profile rig accident at the regime's state owned Jurong Shipyard on Monday is a result of hiring cheap and inept foreign labour.
Dictating to his minders who post his thoughts on in his Facebook page, Ruler Loong said everyone including merchants, serfs and wayang sex inspectors, better buck up and not plague his reign with strikes or stupid accidents that make his 'Favour the Foreigners' look silly.
Ruler Loong said that while the rig accident was a serious one but manageable, it could have been worse if local peasants are involved or the insurance payouts will be massive and political pariahs will use it as political mileage.
As investigations will show that the state-owned shipyard employed badly qualified cheap foreign serfs with nil training.
He wishes those injured a complete and speedy recovery to reduce insurance payouts else less cash will be channelled to Ho Jinx's gambling pot.
Acting Peasantpower Minion Overtime Tan CJ is in the limelight for the wrong reason yet again, has no choice but to swallow his pride and lambasted the incident at stateowned Jurong Shipyard as serious.
The accident resulted in 89, mostly foreign serfs injured.
In a blog post, Overtime Tan CJ said the priority is to prove the foreign serfs are negligent as that will reduce any insurance payouts. He said it is also important to remove evidence of sloppy management and signs of cowboy culture at stateowned shipyards.
The wayang Peasantpower Ministry (MOM) said that the oil rig accident at state-owned Jurong Shipyard is one of the many industrial accidents which has happened in Peasantpore that cannot be covered up easily.
A total of 80 serfs have since been discharged. Six of them remain in normal wards to receive instructions in answering questions from rogue foreign reporters or insurance companies.
The Peasantpower Ministry said preliminary findings indicated that the serfs were queuing up for their daily farking of Bangla whores at a make shift rig. The vigorous thrustings caused the rig to tilt to one side. This caused some workers and their whores to fall into the river - with some trying to finish off their amorous sessions in the river for about 10 minutes before they were rescued.
The Peasantpower Ministry said most of the whores sustained minor injuries and have been discreetly arrested and will likely be deported.
Hawazi Da-pi, Senior Procedural Parliamentary Lackey for Peasantpower, said: "KNNCCB, I booked a session at the Youth Health Centre but now have to cancel it and visit those donkeys - one is a 22-year-old Peasantpore poly trained cheap engineer and a bangla worker. Look a bit shocked only so no need to cry father, cry mother, say stateowned companies got cowboy culture, like the SAF ok. They better recover soon as we have more work for them ok. Overall, I am pissed to learn that of the 90 or so injured workers in the accident were fucking whores at the rig before the accident occurred, the whores has been arrested and will be deported. The organisers of this mass orgy are placed under ISD observation and I understand they will be given a good series of beatings to make sure no more farking orgies on the rigs."
The Peasantpower Ministry stressed that it big accidents should be classified as small and small accidents should be dismissed otherwise they have to write long arty farty papers to explain the gabras.
Lackey Hawazi said: "Next time, please go to Geylang for your fucks ok and stop organising mass orgies in company premises."
The Peasantpower Ministry has issued a stop work order at the rig to allow Poodles to arrest any whores lingering around the area and close the investigations as soon as possible.
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