Most Irritating Phrases used at Work

[hurley]

FYI!

some people actually type, "Just to fyi you, I will be on leave tomorrow". :*:

 

[jw5]

FYI!

some people actually type, "Just to fyi you, I will be on leave tomorrow". :*:

The appropriate reply would be "wtf cares?"

 

[jw5]

3) "PLEASE ADVISE THE NEXT STEPS" or "REQUEST YOUR SUPPORT IN THIS"
This is exclusive to Indians... nobody has the right to use this phrase and nobody is shameless enough to use it. This is the phrase your Indian colleague use when he missed a deadline, screwed up a task, or simply too stupid / lazy to do a task hence he attempts to delegate "upwards" to you. The idiot screwed up... but tries to throw the ball onto your court.

Already experienced this.
My reply to him was "Please tell me your proposal and I will adviSe you if we should implement it."
I try to start off by being polite.

 

[Talking Donkey]

my ex boss always use tis phrase to get me going to carry out a project..he say
by hook or by crook get it done
and before he leave he always remind me tis
learn to tell white lies..save your skin first

 

[LeMans2011]

Sinkies think using such phrases set then apart or make them sound intellectual.
"to be honest"....stupid phrase means before that not honest?
"my question to you"....if you talking to me then question not to me then to who?

"to be honest" is really irritating... this is LPPL

 

[Rogue Trader]

"please do the needful"

"what is your good name?"

 

[The Philistine]

"Please REVERT to me."

"Please REVERT BACK to me."

 

[blackmore]

Back in the days when I worked for a transporting company my sup would always say " Experdite lah! " tell him not enough man also tell you " Experdite lah! " tell him no spare parts still tell you " Experdite lah!"

I guess your ex-sup always expedite when he cum.

 

[laksaboy]

"I get back to you later."

 

[scroobal]

When stuck during an email exchange, this pops up - " Lets have a conversation".
When completely lost - "What are your thoughts".
When no clue what to do but still trying to sound decisive - "Lets go for a win-win solution".
When having painted one self in a corner - no response.