Chitchat Minions prepares to soft launch LKY Personality Cult

[mscitw]

PEASANTPORE: The Minions' Committee on 38 Oxley Palace listed a range of options from preservation to demolition and redevelopment for late dictator’s palace after consulting extensively with North Korean propagandists.

The start of the LKY Personalty Cult

While the Minion's Committee acknowledged that there was “no immediate need to decide the fate of the palace”, it added that the options were studied so that a future regime of the day “is force to pick a choice to kickstart the LKY Personality Cult”.

The North Korean consultants favouring the option into what it called "personality cult” track over the rest.

OPTION 1: RESTYLE PROPERTY AS GRAND PALACE

Under the retention option, the North Koreans cite Siamese Grand Palace as the best example.

“Learn from the Siamese, turn 38 Oxley into the Grand Palace to awe and shock peasants so that their children can kowtow Old Dictator under the guise of National Education. The only problem is to source for miracles to make the personalty cult palatable and believable,” the North Korean consultants suggested in its report.

It added that once a "Grand Palace" order is served upon the owner and occupier of the monument, the architecture of the property “cannot be modified in any manner but can be glorified” contrary to National Sex Heritage Board guidelines.

The regime is also legally required to acquire the house within 12 full moons from the date of the preservation order, with or without the whines or moans of the current occupier, the report said.

A cheap legalist trick to tell dissenting Princess Ling to fark off!

“You need a subtle Grand Palace for a successful personality cult. Just visit Mao Tse Tung or Ho Chih Minh mausoleum, too depressingly crass and dour. Modifications to the property must be grand and opulent with murals detailing the legends of Old Dictator, his exam prowess, how he betray his comrades and supress the peasants that he earlier represented for against the Brits. A example is the Sistine Chapel.”

The part regarding LKY working for the World War II era Kempeitai must not be mentioned.

The North Korean consultants also hinted that conservation could be “an wayang step” and that the regime can subsequently “upgrade” the status of the property to Grand Palace after the Gestapo send warning letters to Jane Austen rebels to shut their trap lest their family members encounter strange accidents.

The North Koreans presented an argument that discouraged redevelopment.

“The property is a perfect tool to brainwash peasants and their children and should not be traded for profits. It serves as a reminder to peasants that they must kowtow to the prevailing Ruler from the House of Lee. Ruler Loong hinted to us that a Stalinist statue will be too crass and the more subtle choice will be the Grand Palace idea with him officiating the opening ceremony to gain political capital should he decide to be 太上皇”, the North Korean consultants hinted.

 

[myfoot123]

Once the Oxley gate is preserved, LHL will lord over the Heritage Board to control everything in it after he stepped down as PM and than turn the place into some sort of cult worshipping as part of school-going children curriculum to glorify the PAP.

 

[mscitw]

PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong said on Monday (Apr 2) that he is bemused that the recommendations made by the his Minion's Committee tasked with considering options for 38 Oxley Road is perfectly symmetrical to his preferred outcome.

"Wow, mathematically speaking, it is near impossible but strangely that my Minions and their North Korean consultants can read my mind like a open book. Uncanny the North Korean consultants also concluded that my late father would want a less vulgar personality cult," Ruler Loong wrote in a Facebook post.

"The North Koreans wants me to give face to Princess Ling, no need to evict her yet as Putin showed us a few tricks to remove certain obstacles if they go overboard. Rebellious Princess Ling is still living there and a ugly fight must be avoided to prevent washing dirty linen in public with Jane Austen rebels likely to take pot shots at me."

The committee also reached a Quantum Mechanics interpretation that claimed concluded that while the late dictator preference was for demolition, he was prepared to for more "subtle approach lest the Ang Mohs and Nihons called him a hypocrite".

Commenting on the report, the Ruler Loong said: "I understand that when the time comes to decide on what to do with the house, this report will "guide" my successor an wise decision that both respects my wishes and is in the House of Lee interest."

Ruler Loong had recused himself from all decisions relating to 38 Oxley Road but he set up a Minion's Committee was chaired by House of Lee Loyalists e.g. Duke of Punggol Teo CH, and included Minion for Sex Culture Disgraceful Fu Manchu, Legal Minion 山木庚 and Minion for National Social Engineering Lawless Wong.

Peasantpore, indeed is short of heroes but has too many minions and cronies. 2LT Adnan and Lim Bo Seng or even Albert Winsemius are good choices for heroes but sadly they served a different regime and were airbrushed to minute mention. The three died in less than ideal endings as compared to other minions and lackeys who lodge in grand bungalows and are waited upon by maids till their final appointment with Lord Yama.