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PEASANTPORE: Senior Minion of Regime for Mercantile Lee Yi Shit said nationalised JTC Corporation has been exploiting a loophole to favour foreign serfs by renting cheap birdcages to them since 1997. This is an infernal revelation since another Minions Marboro, Masuku and Fu Manchu were earlier cited that there are too few rental birdcages for needy peasants.
Minion Lee Yi Shit was responding to a pricky question in Imperial Court by best 2012 Erection Loser Representative Lina Chiam, on whether the regime would consider plugging the loophole, to address the housing concerns of peasants who cannot afford HDB birdcages.
Minion Lee Yi-Shit, 'arrowed' to be the fool to answer the question decided to use Quantum Mechanics to explain that the regime is gradually phasing out the loophole where foreign serfs rent rooms at low costs to make merchants happy.
Minion Lee Yi Shit explained that the scam was started in 1997 during ex-Regent Woody Ah Goh-go's reign to help foreign serfs secure cheap rental bird cages at the expense of local peasants.
Initially to placate some peasant birdcage occupiers who are pretending to be owners, they could only rent out rooms and not the entire birdcages, to locals and foreigners alike. He noted foreign serfs wanted a birdcage and not a tiny room.
After 2003 when the regime allowed massive foreign serf imports, the island was flooded with foreign serfs, the Housing Mafia immediately allowed the rental of entire birdcages to both peasants and foreigners.
Minion Lee Yi-Shit said: "You know, I know we always treat foreigners better than local peasants. Hence we ease rules and allow rental supply increases. Many lumpar netizens knew of the loophole and have been using this loophole to make fun of us.
Whenever we have peasant tenants who fight in their rental birdcages, Marboro Tan kept quiet about this scam and said not enough rental birdcages. Masuku says peasants are homeless by choice. So now I cannot deny anymore so I can only say regime has been gradually phasing out this loophole. Since we not going to suspend this scam as loser Lina Ng proposed, foreigners can rest assure they can still live in their existing rented birdcages."
PEASANTPORE: Senior Minion of Regime for Mercantile Lee Yi Shit said nationalised JTC Corporation has been exploiting a loophole to favour foreign serfs by renting cheap birdcages to them since 1997. This is an infernal revelation since another Minions Marboro, Masuku and Fu Manchu were earlier cited that there are too few rental birdcages for needy peasants.
Minion Lee Yi Shit was responding to a pricky question in Imperial Court by best 2012 Erection Loser Representative Lina Chiam, on whether the regime would consider plugging the loophole, to address the housing concerns of peasants who cannot afford HDB birdcages.
Minion Lee Yi-Shit, 'arrowed' to be the fool to answer the question decided to use Quantum Mechanics to explain that the regime is gradually phasing out the loophole where foreign serfs rent rooms at low costs to make merchants happy.
Minion Lee Yi Shit explained that the scam was started in 1997 during ex-Regent Woody Ah Goh-go's reign to help foreign serfs secure cheap rental bird cages at the expense of local peasants.
Initially to placate some peasant birdcage occupiers who are pretending to be owners, they could only rent out rooms and not the entire birdcages, to locals and foreigners alike. He noted foreign serfs wanted a birdcage and not a tiny room.
After 2003 when the regime allowed massive foreign serf imports, the island was flooded with foreign serfs, the Housing Mafia immediately allowed the rental of entire birdcages to both peasants and foreigners.
Minion Lee Yi-Shit said: "You know, I know we always treat foreigners better than local peasants. Hence we ease rules and allow rental supply increases. Many lumpar netizens knew of the loophole and have been using this loophole to make fun of us.
Whenever we have peasant tenants who fight in their rental birdcages, Marboro Tan kept quiet about this scam and said not enough rental birdcages. Masuku says peasants are homeless by choice. So now I cannot deny anymore so I can only say regime has been gradually phasing out this loophole. Since we not going to suspend this scam as loser Lina Ng proposed, foreigners can rest assure they can still live in their existing rented birdcages."
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