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PEASANTPORE: The pliant Ministry for Mercantile Trade and the Monetary Arses of Peasantpore expect inflation for the whole year to be rigged between 3.5% to 4.5%.
The Mouthpiece claims consolation after using Complex Analysis to fudge the figures, Peasantpore’s inflation declined from 5.2% in 2011 to 4.6% last year.
Taking credit for the fudging and crowing at his mathematical prowess in an Imperial Court session on Monday, Second Minion for Mercantile Trade, aSS Iswaran, said by treating housing and cars as imaginary variables in a complex plane, he could arrive at the 3.5% despite allowing accommodation cost and car prices accounting 60% of inflation this year.
aSS Iswaran was lucky because he was only responding to a question by Tolerated but not Erected Peasant Representative, Tan Ah Shan. The idiot merely asked whether inflation rates will decline and whether tight labour polices should be loosen once inflation eases.
He said: "Complex Analysis is in my view better than Quantum Mechanics in fudging numbers. Anything you do not like or want peasants to see, you assign it to limbo at the imaginary axis and presto, its gone! I got a fucking headache when COE goes 80k and some idiot paid 920,000 peanuts for a 99 leasehold pigeonhole, luckily got one scholar tell me to use Complex Analysis to save my skin....hee hee hee, I so clever lor. I certainly deserve my National Bonus this year.
“Those lumpar netizens who want to tear my inflation fudging to pieces, better go and redo your H2 mathematics, I think got one chapter on Complex Numbers, learn how to plot your bloody Argand diagram properly before bombarding me ok. You got problem with inflation, please write letters to Penang Laksa Khaw or No Porn Lui hor, please do not kill the messenger hor! You kenna impact by sky high COE or pigeonhole loans, not my problem hor!"
"Ruler Loong ask me to report inflation at 4% and I managed to do so ok. You not happy or want to die, not my problem!"
PEASANTPORE: The pliant Ministry for Mercantile Trade and the Monetary Arses of Peasantpore expect inflation for the whole year to be rigged between 3.5% to 4.5%.
The Mouthpiece claims consolation after using Complex Analysis to fudge the figures, Peasantpore’s inflation declined from 5.2% in 2011 to 4.6% last year.
Taking credit for the fudging and crowing at his mathematical prowess in an Imperial Court session on Monday, Second Minion for Mercantile Trade, aSS Iswaran, said by treating housing and cars as imaginary variables in a complex plane, he could arrive at the 3.5% despite allowing accommodation cost and car prices accounting 60% of inflation this year.
aSS Iswaran was lucky because he was only responding to a question by Tolerated but not Erected Peasant Representative, Tan Ah Shan. The idiot merely asked whether inflation rates will decline and whether tight labour polices should be loosen once inflation eases.
He said: "Complex Analysis is in my view better than Quantum Mechanics in fudging numbers. Anything you do not like or want peasants to see, you assign it to limbo at the imaginary axis and presto, its gone! I got a fucking headache when COE goes 80k and some idiot paid 920,000 peanuts for a 99 leasehold pigeonhole, luckily got one scholar tell me to use Complex Analysis to save my skin....hee hee hee, I so clever lor. I certainly deserve my National Bonus this year.
“Those lumpar netizens who want to tear my inflation fudging to pieces, better go and redo your H2 mathematics, I think got one chapter on Complex Numbers, learn how to plot your bloody Argand diagram properly before bombarding me ok. You got problem with inflation, please write letters to Penang Laksa Khaw or No Porn Lui hor, please do not kill the messenger hor! You kenna impact by sky high COE or pigeonhole loans, not my problem hor!"
"Ruler Loong ask me to report inflation at 4% and I managed to do so ok. You not happy or want to die, not my problem!"
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