Your IQ is dependent on what position your parents were doing when you're conceived.
PS: I've patented this medical concept
missionary style causes members to be more religiously inclined. iq below average at 100. e.g. kinana, conqueror, sam.
cowboy style causes members to shoot from hip. iq very low at 80 and below. e.g. forrest gump, eatshitndie, geylanguncle.
doggies style causes members to crave for dogmeat. iq very high at 180. e.g. ramseth.
can't cum style causes members to be extremely political. iq extremely high at 200 and above (same as aliens). e.g. gms, lockeliberal, screwed, tfbh. don't mess with them cos' they think highly of themselves.
premature ejaculation style causes members to create at least a dozen clones. iq as high as psychopathic. needs shrink. needs to compensate with multiple ejaculation per screw for lack of sperm. e.g. we all know who they are.
gangnam style causes members to dance like an idiot. iq lowest at 20 and below. e.g. better not mention.