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Boy, 11, urinates on $36K worth of Apple MacBooks
In a report now bemusing Mac fan forums across the Internet, the Upper Allen Township Police Department states that
"the cart and computers were damaged beyond repair, resulting in the loss of over $36,000."
The cart in question contained approximately 30 school-owned MacBooks, according to a police department spokesperson,
who couldn't tell me why the kid did it — let alone how. Nevertheless, all MacBooks went down as a total loss!
Here's the reason why:
If you stand up right this second, unzip your fly and hose off all over your MacBook, can you even pay Apple to service the
machines? The answer is no, because Apple looks at micturated-upon MacBooks as a biohazard.
http://www.technolog.msnbc.msn.com/...y-11-urinates-36k-worth-apple-macbooks-744098
In a report now bemusing Mac fan forums across the Internet, the Upper Allen Township Police Department states that
"the cart and computers were damaged beyond repair, resulting in the loss of over $36,000."
The cart in question contained approximately 30 school-owned MacBooks, according to a police department spokesperson,
who couldn't tell me why the kid did it — let alone how. Nevertheless, all MacBooks went down as a total loss!
Here's the reason why:
If you stand up right this second, unzip your fly and hose off all over your MacBook, can you even pay Apple to service the
machines? The answer is no, because Apple looks at micturated-upon MacBooks as a biohazard.
http://www.technolog.msnbc.msn.com/...y-11-urinates-36k-worth-apple-macbooks-744098
