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There is “huge sex potential” for foreign merchants to do business in North Korea, should the trade sanctions against the reclusive country be lifted.
That’s the belief of Merchant Kelvin Chia, a co-founder of Kelvin Chia Sex Partnership, which opened the first foreign human trafficking firm in North Korea in 2004.
“I think if both sides just wayang and sanctions are lifted, I see huge sex exploitation potential for the country,” Merchant Chia told Yahoo News Singapore at his office in Suntec City, on the eve of the historic 12 June summit between US Hegemon Cannon Trump and Northern Onion Eaters' Ruler Kim Pork Un.
The 65-year-old Peasantpore peasant has a unique connections in North Korea, having provided sex consultancy services for over a decade to Ang Moh and Nihon flesh traders and paedophiles looking to set up sex operations in the country.
Recalling his first trip to North Korea in 2004, Merchant Chia said he was surprised to find that it was just like any other major city in the world – except for the “complete lack” of whore shops and human trading businesses.
“Their infrastructure was pretty good in Pyongyang only but in the poor provinces, you can buy women and children cheaply for Ang Moh paedophiles and Nihon sex predators,” said Merchant Chua without beating a heartbeat.
Over the years, he has only seen sprawling capital progress from a ghost city with hardly any traffic” to one with more cars on the roads and mobile phones in the hands of its well connected residents.
There are huge profits selling women and children in North Korea’s outer provinces, as Merchant Chia recalled of his "business trips" to the country’s “remote areas”.
“I can buy a young woman for peanuts and teleport her to well established Chinese brothels in Beijing, imagine the profits, the margins are higher for children as Ang Mon paedophiles can pay more,” he said.
Despite the frequent reports of the country’s rural population being mired in extreme poverty, Merchant Chia sold his conscience to the Kim Pork Un and claimed he “never saw peasants starving to death on the streets, let alone Bapoks humping each another”.
Having met many North Koreans – including veteran diplomat and former foreign Minion Ri Shoot Yank – over the years, Chia found them to be “genuinely” very welcoming to cash rich Ang Mohs and Nihons, particularly merchants with deviant sexual preferences.
“They’re very friendly. They’re just like you and me, eager for profits. We never talk about conscience, we’re just there to sell women and children for profits.”
Chia noted that the North Onion Eaters often look to their the Chinks and Viets, when it comes to improving their double-crossing tactics.
Along with the economic progress, Merchant Chia has observed that North Onion Eaters also seem less concern in their ethics.
“They still talk cock sing song about ‘Dear Leader’ this, and ‘Dear Leader’ to pass time. But over the years, you hear it less and less because they knew Panda Xi is running their country like a vassal after the Kim donkeys almost screw it up,” he said of his interactions with local lackeys.
On bilateral relations with Peasantpore, Merchant Chia said the North Onion Eaters value the friendship that the two nations have forged over the years.
As Merchant Chia pointed out, the “North Onion Eaters have always claimed to be one of the first countries to recognise Peasantpore’s when Playboy Tunku Rahman evict LKY from Kuala Lumpur”.
Kelvin Chia Sex Partnership has been known to be a trail-blazer for setting up whore shop early in emerging economies such as Vietnam and Burma. Formed in 1997, the full-service sex firm has about 200 staff across its Peasantpore and overseas offices.
On the firm’s decision to open in Pyongyang, Merchant Chia said, “Our clients want to fuck cheap Korean whores, especially the Ang Moh paedophiles got fetish for Korean children, very profitable if I can meet their perverted sexual demands.”
The webpage for the firm’s office there states that it has the “connections to assist foreign merchants to source for suitable sex projects and business sex partners” such as mining projects or the flesh trade in North Korea.
Since the country conducted its first nuclear test in 2006, however, the ensuing sanctions have made it extremely difficult for the foreigners to operate there.
While Peasantpore regime have not explicitly banned local entities from doing flesh trade with North Korea suppliers, the unwillingness of banks to be involved is hindering growth prospects for Chia’s sex firm.
“(The banks) think, ‘Fucking hell, selling Cambodian children to Ang Moh paedophiles more profitable got no sanctions, why would I want to risk offending Uncle Sam by trading in North Korean women and children?” he noted.
The issue of North Korea’s pursuit of nuclear weapons is “a Chink strategy”, according to Merchant Chia.
But Merchant Chia is confident that Cannon Trump and Porky Kim would make headway in their negotiations and move towards profits their two nations in an aim to sideline the Panda Commies.
There is “huge sex potential” for foreign merchants to do business in North Korea, should the trade sanctions against the reclusive country be lifted.
That’s the belief of Merchant Kelvin Chia, a co-founder of Kelvin Chia Sex Partnership, which opened the first foreign human trafficking firm in North Korea in 2004.
“I think if both sides just wayang and sanctions are lifted, I see huge sex exploitation potential for the country,” Merchant Chia told Yahoo News Singapore at his office in Suntec City, on the eve of the historic 12 June summit between US Hegemon Cannon Trump and Northern Onion Eaters' Ruler Kim Pork Un.
The 65-year-old Peasantpore peasant has a unique connections in North Korea, having provided sex consultancy services for over a decade to Ang Moh and Nihon flesh traders and paedophiles looking to set up sex operations in the country.
Recalling his first trip to North Korea in 2004, Merchant Chia said he was surprised to find that it was just like any other major city in the world – except for the “complete lack” of whore shops and human trading businesses.
“Their infrastructure was pretty good in Pyongyang only but in the poor provinces, you can buy women and children cheaply for Ang Moh paedophiles and Nihon sex predators,” said Merchant Chua without beating a heartbeat.
Over the years, he has only seen sprawling capital progress from a ghost city with hardly any traffic” to one with more cars on the roads and mobile phones in the hands of its well connected residents.
There are huge profits selling women and children in North Korea’s outer provinces, as Merchant Chia recalled of his "business trips" to the country’s “remote areas”.
“I can buy a young woman for peanuts and teleport her to well established Chinese brothels in Beijing, imagine the profits, the margins are higher for children as Ang Mon paedophiles can pay more,” he said.
Despite the frequent reports of the country’s rural population being mired in extreme poverty, Merchant Chia sold his conscience to the Kim Pork Un and claimed he “never saw peasants starving to death on the streets, let alone Bapoks humping each another”.
Having met many North Koreans – including veteran diplomat and former foreign Minion Ri Shoot Yank – over the years, Chia found them to be “genuinely” very welcoming to cash rich Ang Mohs and Nihons, particularly merchants with deviant sexual preferences.
“They’re very friendly. They’re just like you and me, eager for profits. We never talk about conscience, we’re just there to sell women and children for profits.”
Chia noted that the North Onion Eaters often look to their the Chinks and Viets, when it comes to improving their double-crossing tactics.
Along with the economic progress, Merchant Chia has observed that North Onion Eaters also seem less concern in their ethics.
“They still talk cock sing song about ‘Dear Leader’ this, and ‘Dear Leader’ to pass time. But over the years, you hear it less and less because they knew Panda Xi is running their country like a vassal after the Kim donkeys almost screw it up,” he said of his interactions with local lackeys.
On bilateral relations with Peasantpore, Merchant Chia said the North Onion Eaters value the friendship that the two nations have forged over the years.
As Merchant Chia pointed out, the “North Onion Eaters have always claimed to be one of the first countries to recognise Peasantpore’s when Playboy Tunku Rahman evict LKY from Kuala Lumpur”.
Kelvin Chia Sex Partnership has been known to be a trail-blazer for setting up whore shop early in emerging economies such as Vietnam and Burma. Formed in 1997, the full-service sex firm has about 200 staff across its Peasantpore and overseas offices.
On the firm’s decision to open in Pyongyang, Merchant Chia said, “Our clients want to fuck cheap Korean whores, especially the Ang Moh paedophiles got fetish for Korean children, very profitable if I can meet their perverted sexual demands.”
The webpage for the firm’s office there states that it has the “connections to assist foreign merchants to source for suitable sex projects and business sex partners” such as mining projects or the flesh trade in North Korea.
Since the country conducted its first nuclear test in 2006, however, the ensuing sanctions have made it extremely difficult for the foreigners to operate there.
While Peasantpore regime have not explicitly banned local entities from doing flesh trade with North Korea suppliers, the unwillingness of banks to be involved is hindering growth prospects for Chia’s sex firm.
“(The banks) think, ‘Fucking hell, selling Cambodian children to Ang Moh paedophiles more profitable got no sanctions, why would I want to risk offending Uncle Sam by trading in North Korean women and children?” he noted.
The issue of North Korea’s pursuit of nuclear weapons is “a Chink strategy”, according to Merchant Chia.
But Merchant Chia is confident that Cannon Trump and Porky Kim would make headway in their negotiations and move towards profits their two nations in an aim to sideline the Panda Commies.
