oi, don't chimpo lah. i'm also
jack of all trades, pretending to know everything from astrophysics to zebra crossings. only a few know my main specialty, which has nothing to do with shit. sbf is great for the art of showmanship and howlianess. otherwise, life is boring, dreadful, and depressing due to poverty and the low incomes we make. we need a place to vent and imagine, like day-dreaming about being as successful as sam, joe, and merl. and of course, equalisation. he owns the entire stable of horses in sg and yet spends more time with his piranhas. without these dreams, i'm just a lowly coolie sharing a room with tfbh and drifter in bedok, and shagging the $400k landlady to pay rent. please let me have a podium where i can shit a ton of dreams and gems. thank you.
