many here are worst than clown!

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many here do not know how to laugh. what a shame!

There was a young monk in China who was a very serious practitioner of the Dharma.

Once, this monk came across something he did not understand, so he went to ask the master. When the master heard the question, he kept laughing. The master then stood up and walked away, still laughing.

The young monk was very disturbed by the master's reaction. For the next 3 days, he could not eat, sleep nor think properly. At the end of 3 days, he went back to the master and told the master how disturbed he had felt.

When the master heard this, he said, "Monk, do you know what your problem is? Your problem is that YOU ARE WORSE THAN A CLOWN!"

The monk was shocked to hear that, "Venerable Sir, how can you say such a thing?! How can I be worse than a clown?"

The master explained, "A clown enjoys seeing people laugh. You? You feel disturbed because another person laughed. Tell me, are you not worse than a clown?"

When the monk heard this, he began to laugh. He was enlightened.
 
I would not say the Monk is worse than a clown. Just different from a clown.

Why should anyone follow the behavior of a clown? This is true enlightenment.
 
we have one of the most expensive clowns in the universe lording over us dressed in white :( they act cute, try to be funny but totally unfunny at all.
 
we have one of the most expensive clowns in the universe lording over us dressed in white :( they act cute, try to be funny but totally unfunny at all.

But sometimes you see their picture and you wanna laugh right. That is a true clown.
 
ah bar, i thought that clown is you...that gay picture of you...i always laugh when someone put it up...but you are genuine good sport! cheers!:D
 
ah bar, i thought that clown is you...that gay picture of you...i always laugh when someone put it up...but you are genuine good sport! cheers!:D

hahaha...i laugh till my belly ache - LTBA. :D
 
But sometimes you see their picture and you wanna laugh right. That is a true clown.

that's good to laugh. but sometimes sad and disturbed people won't know how to laugh. :( they even become more resentful and display sickening behaviour. u shall know what i mean when this thread continues.....
 
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then there are sad people like our clown prince pinky who cracks lame jokes and think that's funny. to enhance the idiotic sequence, only his million$ court jesters lick at his lame jokes by compelled laughter.

sad isn't it?

and of course, we laugh it off. quotes like "meesiam mai hum..." would go down as an evergreen classic!
 
we have one of the most expensive clowns in the universe lording over us dressed in white :( they act cute, try to be funny but totally unfunny at all.

Classic Sinkie clown joke : -

1. "If you want pork soup in Shanghai, you just have to turn on the tap!"
2. "In Beijing, if you want free smoke, you just have to open the window!"
3. "Mee Siam Mai Hum!"
 
Don't insult crown.

The first clown I saw is from the movie IT.
 
the bigger pinky clown cracks tasteless jokes. his lackey is worserer. he dresses himself as zorro and sings or rather ruins popular hokkien into UPTURN THE DOWNTURN.
 
For sure the "Singlish Exterminator" will always surface to correct other's Inglish.
 
Please enjoy your life! Laugh, and make jokes so you can let go of being uptight and too serious! Don't run from your problems, see them directly, have guts, have dignity that know that you can change. Transform all the energy and thoughts of judgement and feeling guilty into motivation for your practice. Practice everyday, however much you can!
 
the bigger pinky clown cracks tasteless jokes. his lackey is worserer. he dresses himself as zorro and sings or rather ruins popular hokkien into UPTURN THE DOWNTURN.

He should dress as Field Marshallissimo.

Sure to be very popular
Especially if like John Lennon in Sgt Peppers

He got to make sure to wear his Victoria Cross and Knights Cross with Oak Leaves and Swords and Diamonds

Cannot remain as kuching kurad BG
 
He should dress as Field Marshallissimo.

Sure to be very popular
Especially if like John Lennon in Sgt Peppers

He got to make sure to wear his Victoria Cross and Knights Cross with Oak Leaves and Swords and Diamonds

Cannot remain as kuching kurad BG

his recycle pinky shirt is iconic enough :D
 
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