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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

GoFlyKiteNow

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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

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Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
 

halsey02

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Very easy prcedure....just show the man, HJ picture...it will contract, faster than you say, "when"!...ha ha ha ha
 

angie

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Are our Parks safe? Can the authorities look into it to ensure the equipment in our Parks are safe?


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"In Sinkiepoor soon all benches will come with an iron grille in the middle so that sinkies & ah peks won't be able to
lie down & sleep on them. You know its bad image for me & my chapati when people think they are homeless"




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leetahbar

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This guy is really fucking stupid and desperate.

that's already a long old news which happened in HK. it's already passe.

the latest one is cum spiked BELGIUM CHOCOLATE from a horny nerd as present which were relished orgasmically by some birthday troll who's qualified as laukuaybu status now.:wink:
 

liketogossip

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tink tat guy will learn from tis n wont do it on benches anymore..... Maybe next time he will try doing with the fence... :biggrin: :biggrin:
 

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"Jam" - Michael Jackson

Jam.......Headache......dupa...dupa.dupa...Jam...
oh not....Head stuck into the...Jam....Headache....dupa....dupa.dupa...Jam.....
 
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